Maybe I am part of the 'upside down society'? Yeah that's it!
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Oh Tutu. Too funny. I was just thinking as I was reading these and thought about that I'm always telling others "you can call me Grace".
There is nothing graceful about me. Walls, doors, furniture, flooring they all get in my way.
I'll never forget about 25 yrs ago when I was at a concert (before the lights went out) and walking up the stairs with my beer in one hand and my popcorn in the other.
I tripped and went down and my beer and popcorn flew up in the air and landed on this lady & man.
I proceded down to buy more beer & popcorn. This time I very carefully walked back up the stairs, yes everyone was watching me. They had seen my act before.
Sure enough I tripped again and this time the beer & popcorn got me. Everyone in section was laughing at me and trying to cover their heads.
My husband made me go to the seat and he went for my 3rd try. NO I wasn't loaded.
So I'm Grace.
Pam
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After reading the Brain Fog Funnies Thread here is a new name...
" Boggy Brained Burping Bunny " or
" Half-baked Brainless Hare.."
Silverwolf who'll be back shortly if I don't get lost on my way to the toilet.
I'm back txC is up from his nap so...BBL
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Silverwolf
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Silverwolf here:
Hi y'all !!!
Silverwolfi Swampclay-foot er...
Moonlit mugwump...er...
Rustic Reststop Revival...
Sandy-claws Suds for Brains...
Trips On Lint...
Voracious Vacuum in Brain Vault......uh somebody should stop me now...
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I saw a tea shirt which sums me up...Runs with Beer.
Some others....
Flies by seat
Under Black Cloud
Mostly ****ed Off
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2roads
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The stars correllated with urine beginning with a p and an i and a double s. Didn't think that was a really bad word.
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Walking Eagle
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Pees on Trees
slides on ice
knows were every bathroom is for miles
ticks a lot
bit the dirt
legs like hunting bow
urologist finger up butt
OUCH
MADDOG
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Green Cloud
Thanks Tinny this is so cute.
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Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; Respect others in their view, and Demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, Beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and Its purpose in the service of your people.
Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, Even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and Bow to none. When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the food and For the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, The fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no living thing, For abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts Are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes They weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again In a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home."
Tecumseh, Shawnee
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Clicks A Lot Votes A Lot Twitchy Fingers What's The Count Now 10K Club Top Car Dr J Gets Around We Track Lyme Lyme On Track 24 Hours Hurry Up!
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Tincup
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Made me laugh again too. Thanks Tracy!
And Robin 456755... funny one you are!
And if I had to give you a name ... and since you are a bird... it might be...
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Haha - of course you meant that in the nicest of ways!
Have been having a discussion with Cobweb on another site - she wants to vote for the car all the time - keeps thinking 24 hours has elapsed so she can vote again, and gets this message:
Not Yet Dodo
Back to my name: Why Do I Stay Up All Nite For This
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too much poop
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Toxic Squaw
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Terrified of Ticks
Always at CVS
Always at Whole Paycheck
Anxious if have to poop in public place
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Take a tip from pigeons - they don't care!
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Haha true Robin!
Here is another one since I am so vulgar..
Never solid poop (it's true - the day I have one I will rejoice)
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Tracy9
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Ha Ha!! Robin you are SOOOO funny!!!
Toxic Squaw....that's a good one!!!
Penguin Girl, we have a discussion thread going on over at Facebook on poop. How I was lucky enough to be included on that particular thread I don't know!
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Tracy,
Great idea for a thread. Thanks for the LOLs everyone.
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Nefferdun Is Never Done
I should change it to Always Dumb
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