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What a nice gesture for you to do. I will keep you in mind when searching for an LLMD. Having a heck of a time finding one.
Hugs for your kindness,
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dilly, i've missed seeing you post or just didn't read the ones you replied too.
God bless you for your sincere, heartfelt invitation!!!
may i ask what 3 cities you are close to? ********************************************
i'll note your kind offer in my personal nationwide llmd list when giving out info to marylander llmds!!
hope you are feeling much better than the last time i remember; you'd hit bottom around that time.
just can't keep up with everyone.
May the good Lord take a liking to you as Tennessee Ernie Ford would say! and he/she has to you!! *******************
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perplexed- hugs to YOU. and as i mentioned, there is no expiration date on the offer...
Betty-
i haven't been here in a long while. my hands have been too full for a long long while doing full-tilt Lyme battle for two; my son especially is not doing well. i miss you- thanks for asking after me.
Hope you are hanging in. Like you, I can't seem to keep up even with the folks who matter most to me. sorry.
As for location. The two nearby docs are outside Baltimore; the further-away doc is in DC/Northern VA, a commuting distance away.
hugs again, dill
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Got ice cream? If so... you've got company!
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I wish you lived in NY!!! Then we could sit in the same room and still talk via Lyme Chat!
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((Six- yep, chat must go on, even if we were roomies...smooches))
And ah, TinCup!!!
if I thought you'd actually come visit me here, I would:
1. buy a cow and feed it only four leaf clovers for good luck
2. hire a cabana boy to milk the cow
3. use the milk to make cream
4. make any kind of ice-cream your heart desires, fresh, in any quantity
5. have the cabana boy serve the ice-cream to you
6. let you choose from a menu of musician neighbors and have your choice come over and play their best music for you- we have a rock and roll band in the 'hood, a string quartet, a violinist, and a crowd who get together on friday nights for sing-a-long folk, most of whom can sing in tune (that does not include me).
7. you will please have to give me advance notice if you do come so i can line up the cow and a reliable cabana boy..
hugs.... pickles
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HA!
Good thing I dropped over here and saw this response. I certainly wouldn't want to miss this wonderful offer!
Soooooooooo nice too! It made me laugh all the way through it!
But, as well intened as you may be.... I KNOW you can't keep a cow in the city! Silly Dilly!!!
Not unless you hide it in your guest room and have really big doggie poop bags to sneak out the mess!
And trying to feed it ONLY 4 leaf clovers? ummmmmm???
I can see the police report now.. or better yet... see it as a front page story in the Baltimore Sun.
"Kidnapped cow charged with aggravated assault and arson after being fed 4 leaf clovers and kept locked in the home of local city woman who claimed she kept the cow in her bedroom for ice cream making purposes."
Of course, WBAL will read the story to listeners while playing this old tune.
No, wait. I think this is more like Don and Marty's style.
Now sing with me.... and kick up those heels for this hoe-hoe-hoe down... (nothing personal there, mind you)
One dark night while we were all in bed...
Old McStupid took a lamp into the bed...
And when the cow kicked it over.. she winked her eye and said..
"There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight!"
FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!!!"
To keep you from becoming the laughing stock of the state.... (no pun intended)...
Store bought ice cream is just fine for me!
AND... I know getting a cabana boy would be kinda cool too... I think? Never had one.. so can't really say. BUT... I am willing to try new things. As they say...
"When in Rome..." ouuu laaa laaaa..
As for the lovely music selections.... thank you for the kind offer. I'm not much into a string quartet or violin usually... like most folks don't like finger nails running down a chalk board... (a Neuro thing)... but...
I can do folk music! And rock and roll too!
As long as you don't sing... (no insult intended).. that should.. I am laughing too hard to type right now....
That should be j-j-j--ust fine! HA!
And hey... I do know some stuff about manners, I'll have you know.
I'll be sure to R-V-S-P (Respond Very Soon Pickle) if I can get across that BIG bridge sometime to take you up on your very kind offer.
Please know... I thank you kindly, mam.
PS... I almost choked on my drink reading your post and writing a reply! Laughing and swallowing don't always go together!
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ok, tinny..
it is all YOUR fault i just fell off my chair laughing, and that then all 4 of my cats came running at the thump and have licked me on the face to make me feel better, never considering that their sandpaper tongues leave burns; no sirree, it is the thought that counts,
which is why i tried to keep thinking when i read the sunpaper article yesterday titled " Johns Hopkins ID ducks cluck like chickens about the recent expose of a city woman who claims to have chronic Lyme but who really only has Cow.
Article relates said woman has kept said cow in her backyard feeding her organic clover on lace doilies, apparently harboring the sad delusion that she will be rewarded for her efforts by having her TinCup runneth over the bridge to share ice-cream.
Neither the ID docs nor the police could understand the accused's ramblings about cabana boys and the city of Rome; both parties attributed the nonsensical utterances to the same personal mental defects afflicting the accused that have caused her to to whine about Lyme even after she has been treated to a full 3 day course of banana splits.
end AP wire
and the band plays on...
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dilly, thanks for the dr. location info; i sent it to others w/nationwide lists!! xox
you and tincup are having WAY TOO MUCH FUN! and the rest of us are plain JEALOUS! you rock! take care .. you and your son!! ***********************************
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Maybe you could figure out a way to combine the cow with the cabana boy and come up with a cowbana.
Now, why were there cow statues all over NYC? And Most Wanted fugitive with cow pictures? I'm a west coaster - could someone explain this to my Lyme-addled noggin? And why are they wanted? Why don't they ever put up pictures of unwanted cows?
Pretty soon, this is going to turn into visits to CLMDs - that's Cabana/cow-Literate MDs - when they get awind of where their patients are staying... Posts: 13116 | From San Francisco | Registered: May 2006
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Ya, Tracy - cow-infections to watch out for: ba-bessie-ya, bullonella and udderlichia.
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robin-
hey y'all --- my attention is diverted for the moment --entirely focused on Dr.Jones, but... i'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack here soonly.
sadly, without cabana boys.. more to follow.
hugs, still dill; not in the clover but, close by.
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i hate to rain on ya'll's parade, but i think your cows have "mad cow disease"!!!!!
and my husband wants to know if there's a "hooters" nearby....
you don't want to know what i told him!!!!
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We should call Dilly's place Mooter's, for the cow. Maybe your husband would like to milk the cow?
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