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Tincup
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As many know the new IDSA Lyme Guidelines are due out sometime this year (though they may not get them done and may not do them all together - MY hope)....

But, IF they publish new ones.... what would YOU name them this time around?

You get to pick a fun name (or two, or more) just because it is the weekend and we need some laughs.

[Big Grin]

I'll start....

The Sinking Ship's Manifest

The "I Can't Believe They Tried This Again" Guidelines

Now it is YOUR turn!

[lol]

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IDSA Sidelines

IDSA DenyYouLines

IDSA AgainLiedLines

IDSA TakeYouForARideLines

IDSA SteerWideLines

IDSA NotToBeTriedLines
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Tricky Tickey
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1. Place burning paper bag full of dog doo-doo on IDSA's foyer.
2. Send all former guideline members to Plum Island for vacation with no insect repellent.
3. All chronic Lyme patients allowed 10 minutes to publicly humiliate IDSA docs who told them it was all int their head.

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Tincup
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[lol]

VERY funny!

[Big Grin]

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kam
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[lol]

yes. very funny.

My first thought was something along the lines that Dr. J said about a crack in the glass ceiling.

But, I need to hope the brain can come up with the pieces of the puzzle to come up with a name.
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IDSA SorryYouDiedLines (from my husband)

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I don't know why they can't finish these things!

Page 1: Refer patient for psych consult. Your work here is done.

End of Document.

I'll send them my bill. [Big Grin]

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You ain't gonna believe this

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You ain't gonna believe this

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2011 IDSA Lyme Disease Guidelines*

*8 states have already passed laws saying that these guidelines are full of ****, and more states are being added to the list every year.
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Robin123's "IDSA NotToBeTriedLines" makes my belly hurt!!!!
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Thx - I think it's the funniest one too!

Couple more:

IDSA HealthDeniedLines

IDSA You'reFriedLines

IDSA TheTruthWeHideLines
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