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At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets.
Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a resort complex to get his mind off a rather complicated cocaine conspiracy case, he noticed a small, round disc sewn into the design of the tie.
The judge showed it to a local FBI agent, who was equally suspicious that it might be a 'bug' planted by the conspiracy defendants. The agent sent the device to FBI headquarters In Washington, DC for analysis.
Two weeks later, the judge phoned the Washington office to learn the results of their tests. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"We're not sure where the disc came from," the FBI told him, "but we discovered that when you press it, it plays 'Jingle Bells.'"
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Hah!!!
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Dogsandcats
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thanks for the smile..
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Silverwolf
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<<<<< Lymetoo >>>>>,
Thanks for the Laugh I needed that!
Couldn't you just see the Agents all checking it and trying to figure it out...
Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle All the Way!!!
Jus' Silverwolfi
-------------------- 2006,May-August2006 Dx w/ Lyme/Bartonella/White Matter Lesion Disease on Brain. [ Clinical Dx w/ two positives and several IND's on the tests from Igenex ], Prior Dx of CFIDS/CEBV 1992, and FMS '93-'94 Diabetes*2 Dx 10/'08 Posts: 3581 | From SE Idaho | Registered: May 2006
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Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeders, a policeman sees a car going very slowly. He pings it, and the car is only going 22MPH, so he starts his patrol car and pulls the vehicle over. As he gets to the car, he sees 5 little old ladies - they are all wide eyed and white as ghosts. He leans in to the driver and asks if there is anything wrong. The driver says "Officer, I don't understand why you are pulling me over, I was doing exactly the speed limit - what's the problem"? "Ma'am", the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving too slowly is also dangerous to other drivers". "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing exactly the speed limit - see right there - the sign says 22" say the driver. The officer, chuckling, says "no ma'am, that's the route number, the speed limit is 55MPH" "Oh, well thank you, I will go 55 from now on here" says the driver. "That's fine" says the officer, "but before I let you go, I have to ask ... is everything okay? The other women in the car seem a bit shaken, and none of them has even muttered a single peep this whole time". "Oh, they'll be al right in a minute officer" says the driver, "we just go off route 119".
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*Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas*
10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A case of oil 6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated 5. Custom engraved bowling ball 4. New outboard motor for fishing boat 3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD 2. New satellite dish with sports package 1. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic
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linky123
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The four phases of life:
You believe in Santa Claus, You don't believe in Santa Claus, You are Santa Claus, You look like Santa Claus.
Thanks everybody for the good laughs!
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a friend of mine had to do a week of collecting urine samples, so he kept a cooler in the bathroom at work labelled "joe's - do not remove!"
before he knew it, the swat team had surrounded the entire building because of his cooler of urine samples, thinking it was a bomb.. LOL!!!
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You guys are all cracking me up!
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Annie C
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Men for you To buy anything that Involves cooking, make sure it's understood that she picked it out and clealy stated this is the one I want.
Don't buy anything that will put food in your stomach. Because your stomach leads to your heart.
Unless you are going to use it? Don't buy it for Her. Or you will learn more about what it means to be in hot water. And it's not the bath tub or the hot tub...
-------------------- May God Bless you every day. And Never say never and do not give up no matter what. We need you to help others. Posts: 1288 | From Tetons Wyoming | Registered: Oct 2000
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