Yesterday I was reflecting where this crazy illness has taken me, to the depths of h&%#! I decided instead to laugh at it. Sometimes a little humor in a not-so-humorous situation is good for the soul.
You know you've tried everything when....
You seriously contemplate taking an anti-parasitic that is meant for horses....
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You panic when someone reaches for your one precious bag of organic coffee instead of the generic brand.
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You seriously think cutting out a half a cup of caffeinated coffee per day might be the key to your recovery!
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I can't say because it would offend those that believe in it.
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Oh my Nefferdun, good point. I in no way intended to offend anyone who might be using the antiparasitic I mentioned. I truly believe - whatever works, praise God. I was just reflecting on how crazy life can be and that I never would have imagined I'd be where I am, researching and contemplating what I am etc. I apologize if anyone took it offensively! TS
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It's just what came to my mind first and is so, "what was I thinking!"
There are other things, like squirting horse wormer on crackers.
Taking several dropperfuls of 4-5 tinctures in alkaline water to see if it really does anything. I got dizzy.
Rubbing clove bud oil mixed with DMSO onto my shins to see if it goes through the skin to the bart - OUCH
Oh, my NEXT WHEN YOU HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING is a good one. I am going to the plastic surgeons office for lazer treatment to my skin. The treatment heats the collagen - my theory is it may blast spirochetes. I'm real excited about this one.
Last a more rational approach. I am traveling 1000 to see another LLMD.
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Yes, there are many things that sound interesting, plausible and others have luck with.
I am seriously thinking of getting EMF filters for the house but they make no sense to me. If I lived alone, I would turn the breakers off at night.
I was surprised that my little mind took a second look at enema bottles at the local pharmacy. I always wondered where people got this stuff but had never inquired. Still not there yet.
neff--that treatment sounds good, does it get rid of fat pock marks? If what you're saying could work, then be prepared for die-off.
A good rule of thumb for me, if I'm embarrased to tell my husband, then I better do more research.
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When you have the lazer on your legs it will get rid of cellulite. As bart hides out in the skin on the outer thigh and upper arms, it seems it would possibly kill it there.
But I am doing my face first to see what happens. It is supposed to create more collagen.
Another thing I have been contemplating is a strict vegan diet with vegetable juicing and coffee enemas. Life is so hard already, I just can't completely commit.
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Maybe that's why I have cellulite on my arms now. I need to restart weight lifting and then use the FIR sauna I got.
Let us know how the lazer goes.
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