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aperture
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I'm sure this has probably been posted on Lymenet. It just cracked me up [Smile]

http://planetthrive.com/category/thrive/

The link was censored, but go to the site and click on the **** Lyme Patients Say link.

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aperture

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Lauralyme
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"iHerb is having a great sale"

LOL!

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Lymetoo
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``A list of my medications? Oh God.''

those were funny .. and right on!

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randibear
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OMG...i've said most of those...was it me???

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Lymetoo
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yeah, they've been listening in on my private conversations!! [cussing]

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``Can you call back later? I'm rifing.''

[Cool]

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aperture
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pre-existing conditions, I'll just spell it "B-r-u-c-e-l-l-a" [Smile]

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I needed that. Thanks!

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Life+Lyme
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I always try to negotiate on the giving the whole medication list or medical history...how long do you have?

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Ann-OH
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I provide a 1-page info sheet (that I keep on my computer, and adjust as necessary). Doctors and nurses love this. You make a copy for yourself and one for the dr. and you can both look at it together. Just be sure to keep the date current.

Here is my template. (Adjust your page layout so it all can be printed on one page. 10pt font works, and you need to highlight the headings.)
Just copy and past this template and fill in your info!

Ann - OH

Medical Sheet

Your Name address phone # date of birth
Spouse or significant other + phone number

Emergency contacts + phone numbers - include all people you want be contacted

Today's date:

Current medications: (as of current date)
Prescription


Non-prescription (over the counter, plus herbs and vitamins)

Immunizations (tetanus, flu, etc.)

Allergy to medications
I have shown negative reactions to the following medications:
List medication, date, and your specific bad reaction to each.

Recent procedures (mammogram, colonoscopy,flu shots etc.). - name and date of each,
Surgeries

Recent Medical Problems:
Include problem and date of onset to date cured, or to current date and what remedy was used.
(example: back injury,
and any other things that you have had to deal with over your medical life

Primary Physician: Name, Phone & Fax numbers
Specialists: (cardiologist, chiropractor etc.) names with phone and fax numbers
Dentist: name, phone and fax numbers
Primary Insurance: name and ID number
Secondary Insurance: Name and ID number
Power of Attorney: name and phone number
Living Will: (how to get that info)

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oops, forgot to rinse the shampoo out this morning. OMG I only put mascara on one eye. You want me there in WHAT??? 10 minutes?? It takes 4 trips to the car, 2 searches for the spare house key in the garage, where's my purse? I'll be there in 2 hours!
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[lol]

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