Feliz Navidad!

Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad!
Prospero ano y felicidad!
We wanna wish you a Lymie Christmas!
We wanna wish you a Lymie Christmas!
We wanna wish you a Lymie Christmas, from the bottom of our hearts!

Feliz spirochetes! Feliz spirochetes!
We want all of you dead and gone!
We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas!
We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas!
We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas from the bottom of our armory!

Feliz Lymie friends! Feliz Lymie friends!
A brand new year for each of you!
We want you free from Lyme pain!
We want you free from Lyme pain!
We want you free from Lyme pain, from the bottom of our hearts!

Feliz Lyme MD's! Feliz Lyme MD's!
You help us when we're too sick to move.
What would we do without you?
What would we do without you?
What would we do without you, from the depth of our hearts?!

Feliz, LymeNet friends! Feliz, LymeNet friends!
You are there when we need you most!
We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas!
We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas!
We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of our hearts!

You better watch out
you better not cry
you better not pout
I'm tellin you why...
I'''''m coming to town.

I know when keeters are sleeping
I know when they are awake
I know you don't deserve this Lyme disease
So take antibiotics for goodness sake.

You better watch out
you better not cry
you better not pout
I'm tellin you why...
I'''''m coming to town.

You have all been such good girls and boys......Have a Merry, Ho Ho Ho Christmas!!

Santa

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent false teeth in glasses
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel to bad.

Hot tea with crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin,
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin,
And we won't remmeber our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

Joy to the world! Our Lyme is cured!
Let us resume our lives;
Let every Lymie, go back to work;
and heaven and nature sing,
and heaven and nature sing,
and heaven,and heaven and nature sing.

Jus-tice to Steere! the Lymies win!
Let ticks and bacteria be gone!
while fields are free to walk,
drive our cars and hug our kids
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat the sounding joy.

No more let herxes and pains grow,
nor ticks infest the ground;
LLMD's comes to make His blessing flow
far as the cure is found,
far as the cure is found,
far as, far as the cure is found.

I've been missing out over here.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas, and a Happy Healthy New Year!!!

Sing this to the tune of "O Holy Night".....

O Holy Night,
Us Lymies we are Cry...ing.

Cause were in Pain, and Lyme Disease is our Curse.

Long have we Suffered... the "Ducks" and their Ig....norance.

It's time the Insurance companies... give us the health care we Deserve!

LLMD's Give Us Hope...
of our Bodies and Souls Recovering.

Our Future brings,
Pain Free and Glorious Morns.

No..... More... Lyme Disease.
We won't have ... Pain and Suffering.

Oh...... No...... More Lyme.
We will feel.... like were Reborn.

No..... More..... Lyme.........
Our Lives WILL BE DEVINE!

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~ Missy

Okay, here is another one ...It's a little more up beat

Sing to "Rocking Around The Christmas Tree"

Walking around with Lyme Disease,
you can't drink Beer or Soda Pop.

Migraine headaches and joint pain,
They just don't seem to stop.

Walking around with Lyme Disease,
and your Ears begin to Ring.

Your memory won't work, and you can't remember the words, to go Christmas Caroling!

When you get that Nauseous kinda Felling and you can't Hear.

Your Eyesight's Gone, and your brain is Folly.

Let's go Deck the "Ducks" and all get JOLLY!

Walking around with Lyme Disease,
it's a very Confusing Day.

Antibiotics and Herxing, it's the
Lyme Disease... Kinda.... Way!

Happy Holidays!!!

I have been laughing hard for the past 20 minutes. Just checked to see if my catheter is in place - and yes it is - no harm done!

What a wonderful Lymie Spirit!

I'm going to print some out and hang on the walls......

Gaeltick --- I love the Sound of Music and will probably be singing your song all through the year.......

If and when I get more creative - I'll come and add on to this list!

I thought of another one. This is addicting! The kids and I were listening to Christmas songs tonight, and I couldn't help but sing Lyme Lyrics to them.

Sing this one to " Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"

Infectious Disease Specialist...,
Lend your ear this way.

Listen very carefully to
what I have to say!

Lyme Disease is Coming Soon,
to a Child, a Woman or a Man...

Tell me how you will Treat Them,
Tell me if you CAN?????

When the clock is striking Twelve,
and yet I Still Can't Sleep.

Inside my body the antibiotics, are killing my Coinfections and... my Keets.

And my Memory,... I still can't find,
and now I move real Slow.

Yet you say that I Should be Cured, as I took 3 weeks of Doxy in a row.

All I want is to be Pain FREE,
and not hurt so bad.. in my head.

Yet this Damn Disease is Crippling me,
and still you want to stop... my Meds?

Thank God I have an LLMD
who will Cure me... He is the Best.

Tell me Dear Infectious Disease Specialist....., Will You Help the rest????

~ Missy
LymeBrat

I forgot to mention that the above song,
" Infectious Disease Specialist"

Is dedicated to my ID doctor who told me that I was cured, and no longer had Lyme. She also said I would "Just have to learn to cope with the pain"

I think I'll send this to her in her Christmas Card. Anyone know where I can get a card with a Big Ugly Tick on it?

Sing to Jingle Bells.......

Jingle Bells, I Hate Lyme,
you get it from a Tick.

Jingle Bells I Hate Lyme,
It made My Mommy Sick.

Thought I'd share it with you

~Missy
LymeBrat

Yes, it is addicting. I guess my Son heard me singing the songs with Lyme lyrics, and he decided to join in. He did pretty good for a 6 year old.

I hope others come up with some new ones!!

~ Missy
LymeBrat

Being able to come back a year later and laughing like this was the first time!

Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites all the way. Oh what fun it is to be sick every single day! Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites what can I say? When will I ever feel OK?

Losing first my health, then my job and house, I'll be living in my car but at least I'll have heat now. Bill collectors can't call, I don't have a phone. They can't send me mail - I don't have an address!

Oh Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease is swell. What did I ever do before my life became a living H*ll?

quote:

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Originally posted by Tincup:
And the good part of Lyme...

Being able to come back a year later and laughing like this was the first time!

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No kidding! I read some of mine and thought....I wrote THAT???

good idea, Florida Cat! Great lyrics too!

ID DOCS, ID DOCS, AREN'T THEY KINDA DUMB....da, da, da,[jingle bells, jingle bells]

***** The Twelve Days of Lyme Disease *****
by Brian Carroll

On the (first, second, etc.) day of Lyme disease a deer tick gave to
me....

Twelve IVs dripping
Eleven ears ringing
Ten fingers tingling
Nine words switching
Eight muscles twitching
Seven lacks of sexing
Six MDs perplexing
FIVE WESTERN BLOTS
Four fleeting thoughts
Three skipped beats
Two burning feet and
An EM rash behind my left knee

Cheers!

Yes, it is true, it is time for some new ones!

I must go create new lyrics immediately.

OH Spirochete Oh Spirochete
How i want to kill you

O Spirochete O Spirochete
please get out of my blood

Not only in the summertime,
But even in winter is thy prime.

O Spirochete O Spirochete
Stop ruining my life

Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

O little town of Lyme
How still we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The years go by;
Yet in thy bright lights shineth
The everlasting pain;
The hopes and fears of all the years
Are met in thee to-night.

WC....ah--hem....I'm the genius who brought this thread back up......thank you, thank you very much!

Can't wait for more songs, WC!

THANKS!!

"I forgot, Oh my God.
I forgot, Oh my God.
Can't find the presents or car keys
and I'm lost in this lymie fog....."

My muscles are sore, sometimes to the touch,
Where has my health gone? I miss it so much.
Everyone says that "You look so well."
They don't understand that I'm living in hell.

My memory fails me, I'm tense and uptight,
This disease rages on, my brain isn't right.
My eyes often hurt me, they twitch and are red.I often forget what it was you just said.

There are days that I sit and stare into space,This cloud just comes on me, I have no sense of place.

I wish someone could tell me, "You'll soon be well," For the war I am fighting is living hell.

No one understands the pain that I feel,
People don't understand my disease is real.

MY DISEASE IS...LYME. `

By, Unknown

oh what fun
to pop narcotics
so the pain will go away

Hey!

Jingle bells
Jindgle bells
herxing all the way

breaking cysts
checking antibiotic lists
on a one horse open sleigh...

No Tune, I just wanted to share it with everyone

I came across some old songs I wrote for this thread last year and was singing with my children.

Derek loves music, and has a beautiful voice. He wants to be an architect, a Green Beret, and a singer like Alan Jackson when he grows up.

Well he made up this little tune to post here.

Sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

"I have Lyme"

I have Lyme, I hurt all the time,
why won't it go away?

I know that Dr.J will help me get better someday.

Hey!

Then I won't have Lyme, I will be just fine,
that's what I hope and pray.

I can play baseball all the time and my knees won't hurt all day.

Merry Christmas,
From, Derek

So I got the bite pa rumpabum bum
Oooonnnn my bum...

The em rash got bad pa rumpabum bum
The joints all ached and pained pa rumpbabum bum...
I lost my job and brains pa rumpa bum bum,
My life was dis-arranged parumpabum bum , rumpabum bum, rumpabum bum bum bum...

I talked to tincup, par rumpabum bum,
She said to leave the ducks pa rumpabum bum,
the ll m d was great pa rumpabum bum
he gave me pills and things parumpabum bum, rumpabum bum , rumpabum bum bum bum

The herxes came real fast pa rumpabum bum
They kicked me on my a** parumpabum bum,
Ill be myself some day parumpabum bum, bum
Ill scare those ticks away parumpabum bum rumpabum bum rumpabum bum...bum bum

The steer and ticks shall go pa rumpbabum bum....
isnt lyme fun

This child was bit, by a lowely tick, and our prayers all are rising to heaven...

This . This. our prayer to You
is the childrens health
and our dream come true.

This,this. our dream they'll play
and they wont know the hurt and the pain all day.

those were wonderful!

My brain isn't right! Holy fright!

Twitching palms
Failing sight
Round yon brainpan burgdorferi and bart
Cunning bacteria so tiny, but bite
Sleep in my tissues deep (2x)

My brain isn't right! Holy fright!

Doctors shake at my sighs;
Antibiotics stream from pharmacies afar,
Lymphatic system sings alleluia!
Remission, my savior is born (2x)

My brain isn't right! Holy fright!

Bringing this old thread back to the top for all to enjoy....

here is a new song, that my kids Derek and Mikayla worked on...

Sing to Jungle Bells...

I will get well, I will get well,
that's what my doctors say...

Oh what fun, it will be..... to be healthy and play all day...

HEY!

I will get well, I will get well,
I will get well someday...

I can't wait to feel better and play.... and play..... and .....play!

Wishing you all a Happy Holiday!!!

O'Spirochete
O'Spirochete
O' how I need to kill you...
hmm hmm hm hmh.....

"Knocking Around my Spirochetes"

Knocking around my spirochetes
Watch them run, die and drop
Herxing so bad I can barely see
But I'm not about to stop.

Knocking around my spirochetes
Pull out the wrestling ring
Later I'll sizzle them in high high heat
And not feed them anything.

I always get that estatic
Feeling when Im near
Any scorching heat to make my friends jolly
I'm decking their halls with more than holly...

Knocking around my spirochetes
And having a wonderful holiday
My borrelia is barely hanging on
And more ceftin's on its way!

Merry Xmas All