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Sammi, that was a good one!!! I guess I'll have to pick my brain to beat these....well, it beats picking my nose, doesn't it?? Posts: 96223 | From Texas | Registered: Feb 2001
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Thanks Lymetoo! Hmmm as far as the nose goes I don't know, these days I am thinking there might be a little more worthwhile in my nose than in my Lyme-ridden brain! Grrrooosssss!
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I'mmmmm dreaming of a norrrmal life, Just like the one I used to know. When I was healthy and happy And my hair wasn't nappy And friends would call and say hello.
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we have to save these, its a great book idea..im busting a gut here, laughing so hard...
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Lymie Friends From LymeNet Org We're all nuts So we've been told
Tell those ducks to go straight to H*ll Get yourself a good L L M D We all need help now and then This is one awesome place
Lymie Friends From LymeNet Org We're all nuts So we've been told
We have fun writing crazy songs We have fun helping each other Good health to all who visit here Better health next year
------------------ ~ Love is contagious, Let's start an epidemic! ~ ~ Mercy ~
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To the tune of Jingle Bells:
Walking to the kitchen, on my feet there were no shoes I did not lift them high enough, my accidents come in twos! I just broke my toe, I'm beginning to cry What fun it was to be a klutz and breaaaak it tonight!!!
OW!!!
Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feeeet! Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feet!
Hey!
A minute or two ago, I thought I'd wrap it up No splints were around, that seems to be my luck A barrette is straight and wide, I taped it to my toe It's really achy now, and inspired my tale of woe
OH!!!
Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feeeeet! Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feet!
HEY!!!
A month or two ago, the story I must tell I slipped moving my TV, and on my finger it fell Blood there was a gushing, it was a horrible sight It throbbed so as I tried to sleep, but was unable to that night
OW!!!
Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feeeeeet! Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feet!
HEY!!!
Now my toe is hurting, go to sleep soon I must I'll double up my Valium, words will stop being cussed! I'm grateful for hair accessories, those barrettes straight and wide Yes I taped it to my toe, and once again I cried...
OW!!!
Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feeeeeet! Accident Prone, Accident Prone, Accidents Constantly Oh what fun it is to trip with no shoes upon my feet!
HEY!!!
The saddest part is, I JUST did break the tip end of my middle toe! Talk about inspiration!!! This whole thing is a true story and my toe looks hysterical taped up with the end of a barrette sticking out of it!!! Thankfully, it doesn't hurt anywhere remotely close to the pain I had from smushing my finger. I think smushings are more painful than breakings!
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You Guys & Gals are GOOD at this!!! WOW! LOL! Posts: 1478 | Registered: Oct 2000
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To the tune of Winter Wonderland:
Ducks are quacking, are you listening, in the lane, snow is glistening A frightful sight, we're scared tonight, walking in a tick diseased land.
Gone away are the antibiotics, here to stay is the probiotics TBD's infected us all, as we go along, walking in a tick diseased land.
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is Allen Steere He'll say: You don't need antibiotics! we'll say: No man, But you can kiss our a_s, you turned your back on the disease you found!!!
Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream his demise by the fire To face unafraid, the plans that we've made, walking in a tick diseased land.
In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that Steere's a circus clown We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman, we'll help the other Lymies knock Steere down!
Then all will have meds, ain't it thrilling, The prescription bottles, so many will be filling! We'll frolic and play, the Lymie way, walking in a tick diseased land. walking in a tick diseased land, walking in a tick diseased land
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To the tune of I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas:
"I want antibiotics for Christmas Only antibiotics will do I don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toys I want antibiotics to take and enjoy I want antibiotics for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue Just drop my prescription at the pharmacy That's the easy thing to do I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy, what surprise When I open up my eyes To see antibiotic filled to there I want antibiotics for Christmas Only antibiotics will do No crocodiles, nothing exoticus I only likes antibioticus And antibioticus like me, too Quacks says `biotics would eat my gut, but then LLMD says a `biotics are very healing There's lots of room for them in our kitchen cabinets I'd take them there and wash them down there and have so much happiness!!!
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To the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We Wish You A Merry Christmas We wish you a many antibiotics; We wish you a many antibiotics; We wish you a many antibiotics and a Healthy New Year. Good tidings we bring to you and your kin; Good tidings for antibiotics and a Healthy New Year. Oh, bring us literate doctors; Oh, bring us literate doctors; Oh, bring us a literate doctor and a cup of good meds. We won't go until we get some! We won't go until we get some! We won't go until we get some, so bring some out here!!! We wish you a many antibiotics; We wish you a many antibiotics; We wish you a many antibiotics and a Healthy New Year.!!!
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To the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas once again. That one is sooo good to work with!
We wish Allen Steere on Welfare; We wish Allen Steere on Welfare; We wish you a Allen Steere on Welfare it would make our New Year. Good tidings we bring to LLMD's everywhere; Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh, sue Steere for malpractice; Oh, sue Steere for malpractice; Oh, sue Steere for malpractice and include Mayo for good cheer. We won't go until we get them; We won't go until we get them; We won't go until we get them, so bring them out here. (Chickens!) We wish Allen Steere on welfare; We wish Allen Steere on welfare; We wish Allen Steere on welfare it would make our New Year!
Do I hear a round of applause for that one?!!!
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YES - here's a round of applause!!!! HURRAY!!! You're on a roll this morning!
Now, let me see if I can come up with something...
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Wow, this one was just too easy. All I had to do was change the last name and it fit perfectly! Will wonders never cease?!
Mr. Steere You're a mean one, Mr. Steere You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Steere, You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Steere, Your heart's an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Steere, I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a foul one, Mr. Steere, You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Steere, Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter, Mr. Steere, You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Steere, You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You nauseate me, Mr. Steere, With a nauseous super "naus"!, You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Steere, Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! You're a foul one, Mr. Steere, You're a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Steere, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
Ahhh, I just loved the ending description...so true, so true I can even smell him here! Woops, no, maybe I have to blame that one on the dog...they really are such stinkers!
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To the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer"
You've heard of Lupus and MS, Parkinson's and Chronic Fatigue ALS and Lou Gerig's Fibromylagia and Chron's Disease...
But do you recall... The most contraversial Disease of them All!?
Lyme Disease - the great Imitator Is a very baffling disease Even the experts have no clue Why our swollen and achy knees
Lyme Disease - the great Imitator Coming soon to every family & home We wish they'd find a cure But so far one is not known
When it was just a wee syndrome They said it was cured in 10 days And now all of us 10 day people Spend our lives in pain & Lyme Rage
You see these creepy bacteria Have found a way to mutate They invade all our bodily organs And use us as hotels (where we pay the rates!)
All of the other diseases Have celebrities to help their cause But nobody wants to admit being tick bit Or just nobody yet who has balls!
Maybe one foggy Lyme Day soon Before we all are gone We'll get the recognition we deserve For the malpractice we've known
Until then, Remember to not forget - "This too shall pass" And if it's any consolation (in my opinion) Lyme Disease can kick the others disease's ass!
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TwoAngie---I am going to think of barrettes everytime I see you now! Maybe I am too old or too young (LOL) but I never heard of a Hippo Christmas song.
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To the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer:
Steere got run over by a reindeer Walking home from his office Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and my LLMD, we now believe.
He'd neglected patients, drinkin' too much egg nog, And we'd begged him so to go. He'd denied our medication, So we shoved him out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were hoof prints on his forehead, And incriminatin' ticks stuck in his back.
Steere got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from his office Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and my LLMD, we now happily believe!
Now were all so proud of my LLMD, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there diagnosing patients, Prescribing antibiotics and supplements which is just too swell.
It's the best Christmas without Steere. All the patients dressed in green the color of fern. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we have him cremated `cause we'd love so to see him burn?!
Steere got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from his office Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and my LLMD, we so happily believe.
Now the antibiotics are in our homes And the containers made of plastic. And smarter doctors everywhere, Longer treatments are now standard with no room for his skeptics.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours. Better watch out for yourselves." They should never give a license, To a man who drives a health industry and contradicts himself!!!
Steere got run over by a reindeer, Walkin' home from his office, Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and my LLMD, we oh soooo happily believe!!!
Can anyone think of a better present?!!!
Ok, I'm stopping now. Wow, I totally got into playing with this stuff. It was fun! Wild Condor, you should be ashamed, look how busy I've been!!!
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Hey Chaz, your Rudolph one was really good! Way too accurate!!! Send that one around to some doctors as their Christmas presents. Like most of them ever read anything once they get out of med school-that is, assuming they even read when they were in med school!
Brenda, I have a copy of the Hippo song just for you. I'm pasting it here so enjoy. I have to sign off now because if my dog could speak she would have told me to get my a_s in bed hours and hours ago. Actually, the look on her face pretty much says it. She's not too happy with all this typing!!! So, for my dog I am now signing off so she can get some rest!
I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas -- writing credits go to John Rox, copyright 1950. It's included on a tape by "Joanie Bartel's Christmas Magic."
"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do I don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toys I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you? He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue Just bring him through the front door That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning Creeping down the stairs Oh what joy, what surprise When I open up my eyes To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do No crocodiles, no rhinosaurus I only likes hippopotamuses [sic] And hippopotamuses [sic] like me, too
Mom says a hippo would eat me up, but then Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage."
Personally, I prefer real horses!
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HA! You are all NUTS!!! I am laughing so hard I am crying! This is so funny!!!!
I knew some of you were GOOFY.. but I was sort of guessing.. You have really proved yourselves here today! hahahahahahaha
Is this what they call the "Christmas Spirit"???
You make me laugh too much! All of you! I read a few.. and thought.. this looks like fun.. maybe I will try one... NOT!!! You all can't be beat!!!
I am going to print them out and when the next duck tells one of us we are crazy.. I am going to send a copy to them and a note that says.. If we ARE nuts... YOU made us that way!!! HA!
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WHERE HAVE I BEEN? All I can think of, TwoAngie, is that I mispronouce the lyrics as I sing them. I am going to ask my husband to sing it to me Maybe it'll spark a memory.
I have a request:
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
also:
The Christmas song: You know..ummm. Chesnuts roasting by an open fire, jackfrost....
Can someone do the Lyme lyrics for these. TwoAngie, it's a challenge--I dare you!
Spirochetes roasting by an open fire, Round rash nipping at your toes. Western Blots, being read by a duck And folks dressed up like Lymie bugs.
Everybody knows that abx and a LLMD Help to make a patient well. Lymie Bugs, with their eyes all aglow, Will find it hard to sleep, to-night.
They know that Dr. B is on his way, He's loaded lots of abx and goodies on his sleigh. And every Mother's child will aspire... To see if spirochetes really know how to fly.
And so, I'm offering this simple dx to kids from 1 to 92.... Although it's been said, many times and many ways, Merry Herxing, Merry Herxing, Merr-ry Herx-ing toooo you.
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This is so wild !I love it! There are so many more out there to do still Keep em Coming!
Grandma got Run over by a Reindeer
Allen (Steere)got bit by a deer tick walkin' home from Yale Christmas Eve
He'd been writing to much bull**** For the insurance comp-a knees!
And we begged him not to go. But he forgot his medication, As he staggered out the door and didnt know!
When we found him Christmas morning, with a really swollen neck, He had tick bites on his forehead, And incriminating rashes on his back.
CHORUS
Now we're not so proud of Steere He's been a real lying jerk See him in there telling lies, To all the bulls in his herd, and playing games with Duh Why-spupid Ray.
It's not Christmas without Allen All the Lymie's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder Should we tell him he has Lyme or send him to a shrink? SEND Him to a shrink!
CHORUS
Now the STEERE is on the table And the pudding made of Flagyl (ahhhhh!) And the green and white candles, That would just have matched the grass in Allens field.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours, Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a doctor who knows nothings and pays the ducks!
WC, refresh my old memory....how does "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" go??? Give me a verse of the original and maybe I can remember the tune. Like TC said, you need to sing it to really enjoy it!
Should I change "Allen Steere" to "Bubba Steere"???? Wasn't sure it was OK to put his name there....I didn't think of Bubba in the beginning, but it sounds pretty good to ME!!!Heehehehheheee
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Ok, here is the real lyrics for those of you who wanted this!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me an' Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog, And we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication, And she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack She had hoof prints on her forehead, And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
CHORUS
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been taking this so well. See him in there watching football, Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma, All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? SEND THEM BACK!!!
CHORUS
Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!) And the blue and silver candles, That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours, Better watch out for yourselves. They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Sing it, Grandpa!
CHORUS Allen got bit by a deer tick...walkin home from Yale Christmas Eve... he'd been drinking to much mepron for a disease thats not real he had tick bites on his forhead....to be continued....!
The TWELVE DAYS OF LYME DISEASE................Sing it!!
On the 1st day of Christmas my Lyme sent to me... One Great LLMD
On the 2nd Day of Christmas my Lyme sent to me Two grams Rocephin And One Great LLMD
On the 3rd day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me Three EM rashes 2 Grams Rocephin And One Great LLMD
On the 4th day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me Four rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 Grams of Rocephin And One Great LLMD
On the 5th Day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me Five years of pain 4 rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 grams Rocephin and One great LLMD
On the 6th day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me
SIX PICC Lines 5 years of Pain 4 round of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 Grams Rocephin and One great LLMD
On the 7th Day of Christmas my Lyme Gave to me SEVEN Mis-Diagnosis 6 PICC Lines 5 years of Pain 4 Rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 grams Rocephin and ONE GReat LLMD!
On the Eighth day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me Eight hours of IV's 7 Mis diagnosis 6 PICC Lines 5 Years of PAIN 4 rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 grams Rocephin and ONE GREAT LLMD!
On the 9th day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me NINE Co-Infections 8 hours of IV's 7 Misdiagnosis 6 PICC Lines 5 YEARS OF PAIN 4 rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 grams Rocephin and ONE GREAT LLMD!
On the 10th day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me 10 different prescriptions 9 co-infections 8 hours of IV's 7 Misdiagnosis 6 PICC lines 5 YEARS OF PAIN 4 rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 Grams Rocephin and ONE GREAT LLMD!
On the 11th day of Christmas my Lyme Gave to me ELEVEN joints aching 10 different prescriptions 9 co-infections 8 hours of IV's 7 Misdiagnosis 6 PICC lines 5 YEARS OF PAIN 4 rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 grams Rocephin and ONE GREAT LLMD!
On the 12th day of Christmas my Lyme gave to me TWELVE Mucles twitching 11 joints aching 10 different prescriptions 9 co-infections 8 hours of IV's 7 misdiagnosis 6 PICC lines 5 YEARS OF PAIN 4 rounds of Mepron 3 EM rashes 2 grams Rocephin and ONE GREAT LLMD!
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Wild Condor!!! I think you've brought my obsessive compulsive to a head!!! I'm addicted to this!!LOL
For those who haven't joined in yet, we could have 10 different versions of each tune....so there's no limit [uh, oh] to the number of songs you can create! Look out, here I come!!!
White Christmas
I'm dreaming of a Lyme M.D. Just like the one I do respect. Where the ID docs are missin', and Lyme doctors listen... To hear that Bum Steere's out the door.
I'm dreaming of a Lyme M.D. Just hope the spirochetes DO die... Where ducks are useless and governing boards worthless... To hear the ducks sing "Quack, Quack, Quack!"
I'm dreaming of a positive blood test Seems such a simple thing to do. Where the blood test is accurate, And the treatment's instant... To hear that Bubba Steere is gone!
Sorry Tincup, Bubba fit better than the real thing here. No offense to anyone named Bubba, OK?!
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Ok Lymetoo..
I asked you SEVERAL times.. NICELY TOO...
PLEASE DON'T USE THE NAME BUBBA TO DESCRIBE BUMSTEERE!!!
I even explained why...
What's the matter with you? ... I wrote, BEGGING you not to call Bumsteere by the name Bubba..
Here is what I said.. "Don't call bumsteere Bubba!!! I have pet frogs named Bubba.. and Bubba is a NICE name!! I call most of the folks I know and like.. Bubba. Don't dirty Bubba's name! PLEASE!!! I am sure if you think about it you could come up with other names for him!"
What part of that don't you understand???
Well.. I hope you can live with the consequences now. You have done it.. and you must forever live with the guilt!
I took these Christmas Carols outside and started singing them to my pet frogs. They danced and laughed and jumped up and down. It was a marvelous site to behold. They LOVED the festive songs...
BUT... When I got to your song.. I sang the last verse and when they heard you had renamed Bumsteere... and called him Bubba.. OH MY!!
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Howdy,Oh christmas tree Oh christmas tree,how wonderful ar thy to pee on.On the first day of christmeas my true love gave to me,a fire hydrant and a new pine tree.Oh little town of Bethlehem the silent frizbys go by.Im dreaming of a white christmas,and lots of steak bones to bury,a can of flee powder,two squeaky toys,and a cat to chase up a thorn tree. MADDOG
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MADDOG....you're cheating!! You can't do 5 songs at once!! Are you goin' for the record or somethin'?! heehheeeheee, those were good anyway! Posts: 96223 | From Texas | Registered: Feb 2001
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Great job everyone! To the tune of.....oh yeah, Deck the Halls
Tis the season to have Lyme, Fa la la la la la la la la. Achy joints we moan and whine, Fa la la la la la la la la. Don we now our thermal blankets, Fa la la la la la la la la. Time to take antibiotics, Fa la la la la la la la la.
I'm sure there should be some commas in there but I couldn't take it Merry Christmas, Susie & Daniel
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OK, I had writer's block for awhile....thought I'd give you all a break! OMG, here I go again!
One of my favorite Christmas songs....Feliz Navidad.... Dedicated to all our wonderful LLMD's!
Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Prospero ano y felicidad! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of our hearts!
Feliz spirochetes! Feliz spirochetes! We want all of you dead and gone!! We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas! We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas! We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas, from the bottom of our armory!!
Feliz Lymie friends! Feliz Lymie friends! A brand new year for each of you! We want you free from Lyme pain! We want you free from Lyme pain! We want you free from Lyme pain, from the bottom of our hearts!
Feliz Lyme MD's, Feliz Lyme MD's! You help us when we're too sick to move. What would we do without you? What would we do without you? What would we do without you, from the depth of our hearts?!
Feliz LymeNet friends, Feliz LymeNet friends! You are there when we need you most! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of our hearts!
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These songs are all good- i am too worn out to play,but you guys don't need any help.Thanks for all of the smiles and laughs today. Deb This is the best group on the internet!
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Dedicated to Lyme patients everywhere and their families, and to the doctors who treat them.
Feliz Navidad!
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad! Prospero ano y felicidad! We wanna wish you a Lymie Christmas! We wanna wish you a Lymie Christmas! We wanna wish you a Lymie Christmas, from the bottom of our hearts!
Feliz spirochetes! Feliz spirochetes! We want all of you dead and gone! We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas! We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas! We wanna wish you a shotgun Christmas from the bottom of our armory!
Feliz Lymie friends! Feliz Lymie friends! A brand new year for each of you! We want you free from Lyme pain! We want you free from Lyme pain! We want you free from Lyme pain, from the bottom of our hearts!
Feliz Lyme MD's! Feliz Lyme MD's! You help us when we're too sick to move. What would we do without you? What would we do without you? What would we do without you, from the depth of our hearts?!
Feliz, LymeNet friends! Feliz, LymeNet friends! You are there when we need you most! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas! We wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of our hearts!
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Not really a Christmas Carol but one of my favorites. What Julie Andrews would sing if she were here.
Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up with string, These are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent false teeth in glasses Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things.
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel to bad.
Hot tea with crumpets, and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things.
Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin, Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin, And we won't remmeber our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things.
When the joints ache, when the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel to bad.
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Good ones, Santa Claus and gaeltick!! Margaret....makes me feel old!! But it's cute!!
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Lou, would you please delete my second Feliz Navidad? I've tried several times to erase it. Thanks!
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Joy to the World
Joy to the world! Our Lyme is cured! Let us resume our lives; Let every Lymie, go back to work; and heaven and nature sing, and heaven and nature sing, and heaven,and heaven and nature sing.
Jus-tice to Steere! the Lymies win! Let ticks and bacteria be gone! while fields are free to walk, drive our cars and hug our kids Repeat the sounding joy, Repeat the sounding joy, Repeat, repeat the sounding joy.
No more let herxes and pains grow, nor ticks infest the ground; LLMD's comes to make His blessing flow far as the cure is found, far as the cure is found, far as, far as the cure is found.
Lymies rule the world with truth and grace, and makes the nations prove the glories of our righteousness, and wonders of Lymies love, and wonders of Lymies love, and wonders, wonders of Lymies love.
I have been laughing hard for the past 20 minutes. Just checked to see if my catheter is in place - and yes it is - no harm done!
What a wonderful Lymie Spirit!
I'm going to print some out and hang on the walls......
Gaeltick --- I love the Sound of Music and will probably be singing your song all through the year.......
If and when I get more creative - I'll come and add on to this list!
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lymebrat
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Hi again,
I thought of another one. This is addicting! The kids and I were listening to Christmas songs tonight, and I couldn't help but sing Lyme Lyrics to them.
Sing this one to " Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"
Infectious Disease Specialist..., Lend your ear this way.
Listen very carefully to what I have to say!
Lyme Disease is Coming Soon, to a Child, a Woman or a Man...
Tell me how you will Treat Them, Tell me if you CAN?????
When the clock is striking Twelve, and yet I Still Can't Sleep.
Inside my body the antibiotics, are killing my Coinfections and... my Keets.
And my Memory,... I still can't find, and now I move real Slow.
Yet you say that I Should be Cured, as I took 3 weeks of Doxy in a row.
All I want is to be Pain FREE, and not hurt so bad.. in my head.
Yet this Damn Disease is Crippling me, and still you want to stop... my Meds?
Thank God I have an LLMD who will Cure me... He is the Best.
Tell me Dear Infectious Disease Specialist....., Will You Help the rest????
~ Missy LymeBrat
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Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites all the way. Oh what fun it is to be sick every single day! Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites, Lyme Bites what can I say? When will I ever feel OK?
Losing first my health, then my job and house, I'll be living in my car but at least I'll have heat now. Bill collectors can't call, I don't have a phone. They can't send me mail - I don't have an address!
Oh Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease is swell. What did I ever do before my life became a living H*ll?
I'm not having one of my better days. I'm going to print these and mail them as Christmas cards to all the wonderful doctors who misdiagnosed me - thank you! Florida Cat
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Ann-OH
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Here is a classic:
***** The Twelve Days of Lyme Disease ***** by Brian Carroll
On the (first, second, etc.) day of Lyme disease a deer tick gave to me....
Twelve IVs dripping Eleven ears ringing Ten fingers tingling Nine words switching Eight muscles twitching Seven lacks of sexing Six MDs perplexing FIVE WESTERN BLOTS Four fleeting thoughts Three skipped beats Two burning feet and An EM rash behind my left knee
OH Spirochete Oh Spirochete How i want to kill you
O Spirochete O Spirochete please get out of my blood
Not only in the summertime, But even in winter is thy prime.
O Spirochete O Spirochete Stop ruining my life
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
O little town of Lyme How still we see thee lie! Above thy deep and dreamless sleep The years go by; Yet in thy bright lights shineth The everlasting pain; The hopes and fears of all the years Are met in thee to-night.
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