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steve1906
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I'm sending Doctor's orders to you> GET UP AND MOVE AROUND [Smile]

Steve

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Both pics are adorable!
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I needed this. Thanks for the post
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Tincup
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HA! Carry me away!

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steve1906
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Three ladies with Lyme were discussing the problems of living with the disease.

One said,
“Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady chimed in:
“Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one responded:
” Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood.” as she rapped her knuckles on the table…then said,

”That must be the door, I’ll get it!”

Steve

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That joke is a-door-able!
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Steve: that was great!!! Needed that .
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Oh my, that is SO me! All three of them. And the cat on the couch, except for me it's usually a recliner.

Thanks for the chuckle!

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