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More laughter was heard. Was it for bulls in Texas stampeding through the fence? Was it for Dr Horrorwitzer and his tick-unfriendly office? For John Lee Hooker's relaxing soundtrack for Tickulina? For the 8-legged guitarists?
Johns Hopkins helping Sir Wincelot? Starbucks coffee? Tickulina's lipstick ending up all over the burrito? Tutu's fine lace drawers wafting in the breeze? What?
You started all this, Maddog - what do you want, a condom statue in your honor or a fire hydrant with your name on it?
So are you going to contact Just Don for us?
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I told Don and left him this address.
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Robin123 How about a fire hydrant condom so my favorite hydrant stops rusting.
HE HE HE HE HE !!!!!
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Poor Just Don! He don't know what he's getting into here!
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MEANWHILE....
on the east coast in Washington, DC, Tickulina's cousin, Boris Borellio, was commandeering a vicious raid on all political parties because he had enough of humans ruling the world!
There were thousands of eight legged volunteers eager to infiltrate the system, and the presidential candidates were the first to be charged upon. All of the poor suckees had no idea why they have been feeling out of sorts, and no dr. could understand either since nothing was apparently wrong with anyone's bloodwork.
The political candidates got crazier and crazier as their blood became more and more infected with the exchange of fluids from the thousands of rebels fearlessly attacking! It was hidden mayhem, as the rebels were all nymphs and signed a pact to never let themselves get full enough to be seen by the typical human eye,
thus, preventing much needed help for the human hosts. They were losing all control and started using limited vocabulary with a penchant for the the word, "LIAR!"
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just don
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Boy,,,leave you goons alone for one second
AND look at the trouble you cause!!!
Course then again that would be way too dull,,,and you are all sharp as a tack.
I dont have a source for those things,,,Maddog. Maybe we can google up some??
Us working stiffs need an extra nap now and then,,,ya know!!!
What was your question again???
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Just Don, all kinds of things happen here when you ain't lookin' - you're welcome to read through our story and add something...
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Hi Don Looks like we got you out of hibernation!!!
I was wondering how you were doing.
Good to hear from you!
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You all are making me laugh and blush at the same time. Funny ones you are!
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Boris Borrelio decided to organize tick caucuses everywhere - they decided to run their own candidates -
BorreliaSanders wanted to make it possible for all ticks to access caucuses, no matter what their means. BorreliaClinton wanted female ticks to have greater say. BorreliaTrump didn't want any ticks that had crossed borders to attend.
And there were more tick candidates in the woodwork, when they weren't occupied with feeding on something...
Most of all, they were tired of humans who were trying to eradicate them. Like take Sir Wincelot's experience - trying to go for help at Dr Horrorwitzer's office and only hearing how he and his kind represented the scum of the earth.
They had to do something - they needed to come up with a plan to beat the humans at their game, especially the strange game they had heard about happening to Canadian ticks. No tick wanted to face such a fate. But could they even agree on anything? It looked doubtful...
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and then it rained for 9 days straight and most of them had gotten soaked and went under rocks and things to seek protection.....
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