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Funny- My boyfriend just came home from outta town and said jokingly, all you do is eat garlic and have weird bodily functions. At least we both giggled. I had just finished trying to attack him with garlic kisses, so I deserved his joke. It was fun watching him dodge me.
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Tincup
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I like that "me" that made me smile for the first time today.
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Yay!!! I will try and keep them coming.
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. Good And Funny Comebacks to Insults
I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
Your lips keep moving but all I hear is “Blah, blah, blah.”
You’ll never be the man your mother is.
ust because you have one doesn’t mean you need to act like one.
I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there.
Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go.
If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.
Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news – they found your head.
No, those pants don’t make you look fatter – how could they?
You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
The zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Hey, you have something on your chin… no, the 3rd one down.
Aww, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
You are proof that evolution can go in reverse. Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take the garbage out.
You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
When you were born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to your dad, “I’m very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.”
Quick – check your face! I just found your nose in my business.
It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it.
Hey, your village called – they want their idiot back.
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
You’re such a beautiful, intelligent, wonderful person. Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were having a lying competition.
I may love to shop but I’m not buying your bull.
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you… and smelled better too.
You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
Steve
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Tincup
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Only could read 1/2 of them before I had to get up from laughing too much. Good thing too, forgot I had something on the stove. Burning supper is NOT funny!
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