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Bob has Lyme disease. After trying every treatment antibiotic and still not getting relief, Bob went to a Voodo Witch doctor.
The Which Doctor told him he could treat him for lyme disease. Bob skeptical asked how. Witch doctor ask what hurt the most, Bob replied his left knee. Witch doctor yelled " Voodo Monkey, Bob's left knee" This monkey jumps out of a box and bitesBob on his knees and bob yells in pain then is suprised to see his knee shrink to normal size and the arthritic pain began to stop. Bob buys the monkey and on his way home with the monkey in a box Bob can't wait to get more releif from his symtoms so to stop the tinkling prick pain in his hands he yells "voodo Monkey my hands" The monkey climbs out of the box and bites Bob's hands. Bob yells out in pain, but after a minute the pricking in his hands stops. Then Bob wants his bell palsy to end so he yells"Voodo Monkey my face!!!The monkey then bites his face real hard and this causes bod to swerve his car and a police officer sees this swerve and pulls bob over.
When the officer asks if he has been drinking Bob swears no that it was his Voodo Monkey that he has and the officer says he is lying and Bob says no its a real voodo Monkey and the Policeman exclaims "Voodo monkey my butt!!!
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