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Am I allowed to think I'm a cashew or a peanut or pistachio?
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steve1906
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Has this ever happened to U...
Q-I ask, did anyone see my glasses?
A- The ones you're are wearing!!! I can't tell you how many times I've done that.
Brain dead!!!
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sutherngrl
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How do they get the caffeine out of the de-caf coffee?
Why does my hair dryer always break before my hair gets dry?
Lid Factory???? What about Peanut factory.....the little white peanuts you use for packing things? Is there a peanut factory?
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Hey Tincup, PM me if you get this, I've tried to email you a few times about the web site. Thanks, Deb
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just don
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I cant think of any,,but I am reading and learning
One sock is because sock monster in washer/ dryer is one legged
hurry up folks,,,I am one laugh short today!!!!
ever notice Tincup starts the best threads,,,always timely and needed,,its a gift she has!!!
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I don't have any good ones, either...but keep 'em coming!
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randibear
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i like the george "hippie dippy weather man" one --
what's a "near miss"? it's either a hit or it's not....
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steve1906
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Here's a good one>
Why do we spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up!!!
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steve1906
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Here's another one:
People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal!!!
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Tincup
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