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Guess what, James? I've never ever had "PMS" .. seriously.
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Okay okay, I mention "PMS" once and all the ladies get their feathers all ruffled. Can we say "feminism"?
Tutu - tell me how you like this one:
quote:A lady from a foreign country who could not understand much English wasn't feeling well and went to see her doctor. After examining her he said, "You are pregnant. Please understand that you have an insufficient passage and if you have a baby it will be a miracle."
The lady rushed home crying and told her husband, "The doctor says I'm pregnant and I have a fish in the passage and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel!"
There we go. That one was more politically correct, huh?
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Yes, that is better. I am in no way shape or form a "feminist." You are really teetering on the edge again!
You never saw my dig at you .. it's somewhere here in General.
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Aha! I found your "dig" at me! It was as mean as I thought it would be. You basically said that everyone at LymeNet is cool, except for me.
Was that the correct one, or was there another "dig" that I happened to miss out on?
Would you like to verbally abuse me any more? It's okay, I don't mind. Really. I think it's actually beneficial to be insulted every once in a while.
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That's a good fish story! Speaking of those who don't know much English, someone from Italy once stopped me on the street and in broken English, asked why all the windows were dirty here. Huh? Turns out the Italian word for dirty is "sale," pronounced sol-lay.
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I never saw a thread rove so far from the original subject! It has been fun though! I hope I will get to read about the experiences of people who went to the conference and the rally.
If you do post about your experiences here, please also post on a more specific subject heading.
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Ann - I KNOW! These people have trouble staying on topic. One time there was this thread about my artwork, and then people starting writing stuff about "photon therapy" and "germany" and all this other weird stuff... I was like: "Come on, guys! Let's try to stay FOCUSED here!" You know?
Ann, you've got quite a few posts there. That's at least 10 times as many posts as Fuel has!
Ann, which conference and rally are you referring to? I thought the next big one was on the 22nd for the IDSA.
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quote:Originally posted by James1979: Aha! I found your "dig" at me! It was as mean as I thought it would be. You basically said that everyone at LymeNet is cool, except for me.
Was that the correct one, or was there another "dig" that I happened to miss out on?
Would you like to verbally abuse me any more? It's okay, I don't mind. Really. I think it's actually beneficial to be insulted every once in a while.
- yeah, that was it!! Where'd you find it?? I would have been happy to bring it up for you, but you know my brain is old and I forget where I put things!!
I'm through abusing for now.
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You guys are so funny! When I was reading your posts, I was swishing with Himalayan Sole, and I almost spitted it out all over the place! It was a strange experience to laugh with a mouth full of sole. I don't believe I've ever done that before in my life.
Fuel - you are SOOOO cheating! I can't believe you sank to such levels! And look at the number you gave yourself: 21,000?! At least if you had made it look less like a clean even number, it might've been more believable!
Tutu - Well, it was difficult to find it, because I had to dig through all the other posts were you were bashing my persona. But what I did was I went to your "profile" page and viewed your recent posts. Then I guessed that maybe it was on the thread where everyone was congratulating you for reaching 60,000 posts, because I hadn't read that thread in its entirety.
And sure enough, there it was where you were saying how cool everyone on LymeNet is, except for James.
The thing I'm jealous about is that they gave you a celebration for reaching 60,000 posts, but I got diddly squat when I reached 1,500. What's going on here? 1,500 is a nice clean number! It's divisible by both 2 AND 5! How come nobody gave me a celebration, or parties, or fireworks like they did for you?
Well... 1,500 isn't as clean as Fuel's 21,000... but when a number is THAT clean, then I start to get a little suspicious, you know?
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Fuel, you just made me laugh with your new posting number - so, a techie, eh? Why don't you live up to your name and put another zero after your newest count and really make James and Lymetoo work out to catch up!
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Being as I get blood plasma on a regular basis, I consider myself a regular bondafide Lymepire.
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Fuel, man, I got a big problem. I really need your help this time. I don't know what to do, and I'm starting to get really worried.
It's my eyes... it seems there's something wrong with my eyes. I can't really explain it. It's like everything is super blurry all of the sudden. Especially when I'm reading small things like digits or numbers, I'm having trouble making out the numbers.
So here's where I need your help: Since I can't read it myself - can you please tell me what my post count is? I would really like to know.
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I can't believe I just saw this thread for the first time.
I've met a few here ... vermontlymie was the first I met on the streets in NYC.
I met AmyC and MADDOG at Under Our Skin in Dayton.
I met steelbone, SForsgren and m0joey in Germany, along with several other Lymies who were there.
There are so many more I'd like to meet! Is there a gala next year? That would be fun!
Oh, and James, I do make it up to Chicago every once in a while.
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quote:Originally posted by scorpiogirl: You know you love mine so you might as well admit it! Lol
What, exactly, is "it"?
How can I love "it" if I don't know what "it" is?
One thing I know for sure: I still laugh every time I see it! That is THE silliest... THING! Whatever it is.
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quote:Originally posted by sixgoofykids: Oh, and James, I do make it up to Chicago every once in a while.
My house is always open! You're welcome to stop by at any time. Bring the whole family! I would love to meet your husband, because he looks like a very happy person.
I have a cool house, and there's lots of cool stuff to do around here.
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quote:Originally posted by penguingirl: You don't like my cool penguin??
I am so sad..
It's not that I particularly don't like your penguin. Your penguin is alright... on ONE post. Okay? So like if you pasted your penguin on ONE post, then we can say: "Hey, PG, that's a cool penguin! Thanks for sharing it! It moves a lot, but thank God it's only on one post! That way we don't have to see it on every thread of the forum! That was a great idea to only post it once, in only one post!"
You get what I'm saying?
But man... at least it's not weird.... like that other one!
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quote:Originally posted by Lymetoo: Ok, James... congratulations for being a heavy talker!!!
Okay, I just got this joke JUST NOW! It took me all day to figure it out.
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quote:Originally posted by Lymetoo: [qb]Ok, James... congratulations for being a heavy talker!!!
Okay, I just got this joke JUST NOW! It took me all day to figure it out.
- gee.. you're so honest today!
Penguin... keep the penguin so you can annoy James
Six.. I've been telling you (and others) that you are missing stuff over here!! I have to show up over here in self-defense of Lymenet!
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How about this one? It is smaller.
I might have to find a in between penguin.. this one is microscopic. The sunglass one is a bit large I think (as a signature).
There are not enough penguin smilies out there!!
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It looks like it got lost in a snowdrift! Bring back Miss Penguin with some style...
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i don't go north of the mason dixon line.....LOL
no seriously, i'd like to just have a big conference and everyone could attend. if i had the money i'd pay for those who couldn't come.
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quote:Originally posted by penguingirl: How about this one? It is smaller.
I might have to find a in between penguin.. this one is microscopic. The sunglass one is a bit large I think (as a signature).
There are not enough penguin smilies out there!!
Oh my goodness, PG! That is AWESOME! You could even double the size and it still wouldn't be annoying!
If there was a "friend's list" feature on this forum, I would totally add you to it now. You would be getting a request like: "James1979 is requesting to be your friend!"
And Scorpiogirl would be getting: "James1979 has added you to his block list." HA HA HA HA HA!
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Oops, my new one is a little big now. I'll just shrink it a little later.
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"Enfants! Faites attention aux baobabs!"
OK, this is SO NOT from The Godfather...Avatar maybe.
I think we should start counting how many threads James has hijacked. No wonder his post numbers are so high.
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quote:Originally posted by 17hens: "Enfants! Faites attention aux baobabs!"
OK, this is SO NOT from The Godfather...Avatar maybe.
Does anyone know who I can contact to give a recommendation for the Nobel Laureate? I really think 17hens might have a good chance this year.
Also I highly recommend you read the book. And if your children are still young and innocent ("young and innocent" = oxymoron), then it might be good for you to read the book to them too.
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Oh, The Little Prince...I was going to guess James and the Giant Peach!
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SCOTT FORSGREN - I followed him closely in 2008 when I learned my pile of symptoms were due to Lyme. Then I followed him, a few months later, to Pforsheim, Germany.
Had good fortune to meet Scott in person at a Lyme & Autism Conference in Arizona a couple years ago.
Scott, I am better largely due to following your your Path, advise and Newsletters.
Hugs and Tremendous THANKS!
Am still dealing with Hypersensitivity to EMF's. Hard to do anything except stay home. Am seldom on the computer, so it is a joy to tell someone hello, and Thanks.
Also wish to thank the same crew above, plus BeJoy, Rachelle, Gigi, Nancy in S.F., LeeAnn in Ark., Six and would love to meet more folks here in Arizona. Forgive me for not mentioning you if I owe you Thanks...recall is still challenged --
THANKS to all who post. You were ALL my lifelines!
Best to You All, Grace
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Tutu, I know .... and I'm negligent, mostly because of my limited time here. I'm only here now because I'm taking a dinner break from painting ... and from 9-3 I was at the pilates studio for training. Don't know how I'll paint since my arms are like spaghetti.
James, thanks for the invitation!! I haven't been up there in a couple years, so we're due to go sometime soon!! We love Chicago, there is a ton to do there!!
Hubby is a happy guy. He showed up at the pilates studio. I'm in training all weekend .... we took the opportunity to use him as a test client to give us a break. He's a good sport.
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yeah... except it's 3 of them... ! We lymies are weird...but....
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What's going on here? I leave for a short period of time, and when I come back it looks like the French Revolution! Man, I gotta take my moderation responsibilities more seriously now.
First off: Do you guys think my siggy pic is too large? I could make it smaller if it bothers anyone. I think the big pics are annoying, because they make every thread longer.
17hens - James and the Giant Peach is another good one! I completely forgot about that book! I think when I was a kid they made some kind of cartoon out of that book, and it was "revolutionary" because of it's graphics. Now it probably looks like a joke because of it's poor graphics. But I don't remember it.
You asked "was he being mean to me or nice"? Come on! I've never been mean to anyone on this entire forum EVER! Not even to Scorpio when she put that freaky thing on her siggy line!
I'm always usually just joking around. I never intend to be rude or mean to anyone.
Lymetoo have you figured it out yet? Did you read the book? I think you would really like it! I'm not kidding!
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quote:You asked "was he being mean to me or nice"? Come on! I've never been mean to anyone on this entire forum EVER! Not even to Scorpio when she put that freaky thing on her siggy line!
I'm always usually just joking around. I never intend to be rude or mean to anyone.[/QB]
(((hugs))) to Friend James. Yes, you are kind and fun. We all love you. No worries. I'll relax.
Roald Dahl wrote James and the Giant Peach. He also wrote BFG (my fav!), Twits, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, etc.
My son's favorite author way back when. He still has his collection.
One year we were in OC, MD, laying on the beach. Both my kids, almost in unison, looked down toward the Kite Loft (our favorite shop in OC) and exclaimed, "Mom, it's the BFG!"
And there, flying up in the sky, was a huge "man," all stretched out with his arms above his head, fluttering in the wind. It must have been the BFG for sure! Great memory...
Now look who's hijacking this thread!
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Relish, transmissions and shot guns.
Thought I'd add a few more topics to this mix! HA!
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