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Topic: When they find the "cure"

Tincup
Honored Contributor (10K+ posts)
Member # 5829

posted

When they find the cure for Lyme, I would like to have it packed in a carton of ice cream. And the prescription would read- "Eat one heaping bowl full after each meal for one month."

How do YOU want it served?

[Big Grin]

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Robin123
Moderator
Member # 9197

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Haha, how about like a simple OTC at Walgreens?! LymeCure, take 2 with every meal, and the entire bottle after any tick bite.

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Larae30
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Member # 35220

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It would be on a pizza. Eat the pizza and you're cured.

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seekhelp
Frequent Contributor (5K+ posts)
Member # 15067

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I don't care if it's in dog poop even.

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BoxerMom
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 25251

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On a beach, at the bottom of my umbrella drink.

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Must...find...BRAIN!!!

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Nicole_Denise
LymeNet Contributor
Member # 20620

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Oh come on you guys! Umbrella drinks are pretty good, but I can't believe no one has said wine!

Pizza and ice cream are wonderul, but I'd take a lyme-curing glass of merlot over them anyday! Maybe with the instructions "The more glasses drunk the more effective"...or just put it at the bottom of the bottle...

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Robin123
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Member # 9197

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I think they ought to inject limes with the cure - they could be in the medicinal lime section - the limes could also simultaneously cure scurvy -

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Pantera73
Member
Member # 29752

posted

if you live in the 17 states.. the cure rolled in a big joint.

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NWOODS WI/ bit May08 diagnosed Jul08 Lyme
March 09 symptoms return Ehrlichiosis pos.no Lyme?
Feb 11 CD57=26 Mycoplasma 343 Babesia 55.2 HHV6 5.8
WB CDC POSITIVE 31++ 39+ 41++ 58++ 66+ 83+
WB IGG POSITIVE 31++ 34 IND 39 IND 41++ 58++

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linky123
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 19974

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I'll be joining BoxerMom on the beach for one (or maybe many) of those umbrella drinks!!!

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blinkie
Frequent Contributor (1K+ posts)
Member # 14470

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I'm joining boxermom and linky....

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TxCoord
LymeNet Contributor
Member # 9204

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Ice cream, like revenge, is a dish best served cold! Bwahahaha!!!!

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Paul Mall
LymeNet Contributor
Member # 27581

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I agree it should be in dog poop to prevent abuse

haha

j/k

actually it would be in green olives you need to eat 9 of them and suck on the pits for 3 minutes each

Paul

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