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Ann-Ohio
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I have no idea of the origin of this. I found it in some old files I had saved - I believe from the 90's.
Enjoy!

MEDICAL DICTIONARY


Artery
The study of paintings

Bacteria
Back door of a cafeteria

Barium
What doctors do when a patient dies

Bowel
A letter like A, E, I, 0, U

Cesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan
Searching for Kitty

Cauterize
Made eye contact with her

Coma
A punctuation mark


D & C
Where Washington is

Dilate
To live long

Enema
Not a friend

Fester
Quicker

Fibula
A small lie

G.I. Series
A baseball game in the Army

Hang Nail
A Coat Hook

Impotent

Distinguished: Well Known

Joint
A place to get drunk

Labor pain
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
A Doctor's Cane

Morbid
A higher offer

Nitrates
Cheaper than Day Rates

Node
Was aware of

Outpatient
A person who has fainted

Pap Smear
A fatherhood test

Pelvis
A relative of Elvis

Post-Operative
A letter carrier

Quack
A duck call

Recovery Room
A place to do upholstery

Rectum
Dang near killed him

Secretion
Hiding something

Seizure
A Roman Emperor

Tablet
A small table

Terminal Illness
Sick at the Airport

Tumor
More than one

Urine
Opposite of “You're Out”

Varicose
Near by

Vein
Conceited

Wound
Proposed to

X-ray
Now called by another name

Yolk
A funny story

Zinc
The place where you wash dishes

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I hope some people read this. We all need a laugh today -
below zero in lots of places.

My favorite definition is the one listed before "secretion.

Keep warm!

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TxCoord
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Snicker, snicker!

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I have a good time wherever I go!
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steve1906
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Snow - Ice - cold here!!!!!!

I like this one....

Terminal Illness
Sick at the Airport

Steve

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Tincup
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HA! I like this one...

Nitrates
Cheaper than Day Rates

But, most were funny! Thanks for sharing!

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Good ones! [Big Grin]

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Opinions, not medical advice!
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Artemi-sinin

Lusting while looking at naked art.

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TxCoord
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MRI dyslexic Tx says "No, it should be I R M (my middle name)"

Lupus - musical term for "play it again".

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I have a good time wherever I go!
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When I was around 10 years old, at the dinner table, I mentioned adultery in the context that it was the state of being an adult vs. childhood.

My parents shot their food across the room and set me straight only in so far as I was wrong about that and should not use that word again in that way.

But they would not tell me what adultery was.
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Adultery - a place for stupid a-dolts, as in get thee to a doltery.

Fibro - go away, brother (fie, bro!)

Lyme - when you're lame in the South

Babesia - see ya, baby!

Tularemia - directions to La Remia

Pain - with cash, Visa, Paypal, etc

Bedside manner - a fancy estate

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RE: photos above: "Houston, we have a problem."


By the way, that list at the top ... good for some laughs, and I sure needed THAT kind of medicine today!! Thanks
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