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Also includes smash hits such as "Not Dead Yet" by Styx "Unwell" by Rob Thomas and other top Lyme theme songs of all time!
Hurry! ACT NOW and we'll throw in two weeks of antibiotics FREE!
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PSS:
and if you call within the next 2 minutes we have a very limited supply of popeil pocket lyme tick removers. you just squeeze ,and the tic is gone ,the lyme is gone.
immediate results, guaranteed by the steele.org.
dd i guess this doesn't belong in medical hu!!!!!
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Yeah -- maybe we could get Mr Steere and Co to contribute a song. How about:
There's no business like Lyme business, like no business we know.
Everything about it we're concealing, everything the market will allow.
Nowhere could you get our smirky feeling, when we are taking your final bow.
There's no people like our people, our guile, when we are foe.
Even with our guidelines that we know are mold, that keep you stranded out in the cold,
Still we wouldn't change them - got our sack of gold -- Let's go on with our blow.
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Have we got a deal for you! Send in your money and get one CD for the price of two!
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The All-Lyme Musical Review!
"I Just Can't Get You Out of My Mind"
"I Can't Get Over You"
"I Don't Want You Fooling With My Heart"
"I Have A Feeling It Could Be You"
And for Steere and the IDSA
"I Told A Little Lie"
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On a dark desert highway, so full of despair, Pain wracking my body `cuz I'm having a flare. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim. I had to stop for the night.
A doctor stood in the doorway, might as well have been a cell, And I was thinking to myself, "Man, have I really been put through h*ll". When the Western Blot came back, I thought I'd found the way. But there were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Ducksville. Such a scary place, I saw Shapiro's face. Plenty of room at the Hotel Ducksville. Any time of year, you can find it here.
Their minds are totally twisted, they make you hit dead-ends. They got a lot of rich and pretty boys that they call friends. How they dance in the courtrooms, making the good docs sweat. Putting on the pressure, full of nasty threats.
So I called up my LLMD, "I need my Rocephin fix." He said, "We haven't had that treatment here since two thousand six." And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Ducksville. Such a scary place... I saw Wormser's face. You'll catch your death at the Hotel Ducksville. They are so full of lies, these ducks I despise.
My insurance called me - "Two weeks of meds is enough time." And I said "We are all just prisoners here, of this thing called Lyme." Then in the E.R. chambers, The ducks gathered `round the keets. They stab them with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beasts.
Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back To the health I had before. "Relax," said the IDSA, "We are programmed to deceive. You can checkout any time you like, But you can never leave!"
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Lisianthus
I visited your son's page.
music sounded really good.
The graphic was cool too.
I hope they are well enough to play when they want.
I know how difficult this disease can make engaging in one's creative endevors.
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Cave, the lymenutters would greatly appreciate the possible donation of the "ticks suck" audio tape to the newly-burgeoning Lyme Hits CD.
In addition to its appropriate topic and prior touring success, a poor quality taping will certainly assist with the nothing plus nothing equals nothing equation.
Also, we could let our eager public know that we have multiple CDs in the works, but we'll just list the titles for now, since I think they also get the point across.
So we are now putting out a call for song title lists that could benefit the cause...
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They have been on abx for about 2 years, and are getting alot better. But its been a rough few years. But they are grateful that they can all play (I think it actually takes their mind off of things)
They write their own music and my one son sings. Double click on the song "Message" you can hear it.
They are actually in the process of writing a song about lyme disease and the struggles everyone has to go through.
Their grandfather actually came up with their band name (he has LD also) But my son designed the logo (a lyme with tick legs and a bio-hazard sign) I think it looks kinda cool.
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my gosh all this musical talent the likes i've never seen.
this album could go triple platinum or maybe triple mercury.
gosh we already have enough songs to fill the first cd.
now we need the second cd.
we could send steere a free copy to him ,nih and cdc. will have to throw one in for the IDS also.
so this is what happens to people with lyme . they sit in bed all day thinking up songs about lyme &steere.
you people should all be getting better on your single dose of doxycycline. how come non of you are better?????
Hey that could be another title for album 2:
"HOW COME WERE NOT BETTER"
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Here's one for your new album stymie....
I can't get no ceftriaxone I can't get no ceftriaxone
well I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no I can't get no
When I'm riding in my car
and the ducks come on the radio
etc...I'm not as good as the previous folks...
I'll have to work on it!
Hey stymie....Tampa 62 yard field goal!!! Unbelievable!
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Bravo, Lisi, to your three sons and family artistic endeavors here. I know what a challenge it is to do any of this with Lyme. Maybe our burgeoning Lymenuts site will inspire you all in your creative efforts. -- Robin
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Lisi: i think we'll give your kids the copyrights to all the songs written by the lymenuts.
they can compose and sing and who knows maybe we realy can make a cd.
but no money to steere orIDS only LDA or ILADS ok!!!!!!!!
maybe we can get a top ten hit. we can give the best song to the fox reporter and he can run with it fox.
tony: pluuuuuuuu!!!!!!!! i wanna come kick you in the aws. man the eagles stink, i can now be a tampa bay fan right. i gave up all my rights today for the eagles.
the eagles song is great by the way. may have to be our lead song.
BTW don't we have anything better to do????? aren't we suppose to get people better here??? our ducks can't.
this is for moral support i guess we all need some,every so often!!!
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Q - stymie and tonyz, could you post your song versions here for Me And My Shadow, and Till There Was You, so we could read them on this burgeoning site?
They are the original 2 song versions that inspired our fundraising efforts today for ducktor steere and his duckpond and I think folks would enjoy reading them here.
Also, I think we may need to consider hiring an accountant soon for the growing CD collection. Do put in the job description that we're holistic in our thinking and don't get much past the number 0.
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Reposted-- despite a lack of popular demand!
To the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Spirochetes keep falling on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his
bed
Nothing seems to fit
Those
Spirochetes keep falling in my head, they keep falling...
But there's one thing I know
The blues they send to meet me
Won't defeat me!
It won't be long before Zithromax (substitute favorite tx) steps up to relieve me...
***** Sorry guys, stymie and cave and tony inspired me and I had to share yet again in the all-Lyme musical review
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We could be planning merchandise to go along with the music.
I like your idea of giving away tick-removal tweezers and two weeks free abx to customers.
How about giving away small snack packages of our favorite spiral foods, like spiral pasta and cooked bacon, to be known as Lymebits?
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back for its second performance:
Me And My Shadow" (feat. Jonathan Wilkes)
[spoken] [Robbie: (american accent)] Johnny and Robbie [Jonathon:] What you talking like that for, you're from Stoke! [Robbie:] I dunno but I can't stop here pally
Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall Like the seashore clings to the sea Like you'll never get rid of your shadow(LYME) You'll never get rid of me
Let all the others fight and fuss(LYMENET) Whatever happens, we've got us.
(Me and my shadow) We're closer than pages that stick in a book We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook (Strolling down the avenue) Wherever you find him(BB), you'll find me, just look(BUT DON'T RUN ANY TESTS) Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza
Me and my shadow (ME & LYME) We're closer than smog to all of L.A. We're closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay?? Not a soul can bust this team in two(ME & LYME) We stick together like glue
And when it's sleeping time(WITH LOTS OF PILLS) That's when we rise(VIAGRA NECESSARY) We start to swing Our clocks don't chime What a surprise They ring-a-ding-ding! Happy New Year!(MAYBE NEXT YEAR)
(Me and my shadow) And now to repeat what I said at the start They'll need a large crowbar to break us(LYME &ME) apart We're alone but far from blue(ANTIDEPRESSANT HELP THIS)
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar We'll hit a few late spots, and then a few more We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe grab show Life is gonna be we-wow-whee!(YEH RIGHT) For my shadow and me!
[spoken] [Jonathon:] Can we do that again [Robbie:] No, I'm too tired(WHAT A SURPRIZE) [Jonathon:] Please Rob [Robbie:] No, I'm swung out [Jonathon:] I'll give you some money(IF I HAD ANY LEFT) [Robbie:] I don't need money [Jonathon:] What about a cup of tea(YEH TINCUPS FORMULA) [Robbie:] Not thirsty(WITH 2 GALLONS A DAY OF COURSE NOT) [Jonathon:] I'll won't tell anyone you're gay. [Both Laugh](NO GAY BASHING,THERE WELCOME HERE TOO!)
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar We'll hit all the late spots, and then a few more We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe grab show Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! For my shadow and me!
THIS SONG SHOULD BE CONVERTED FOR LYME THEME SONG. docdave
and z-man's
Ther were bells on the hill but I never heard them ringing
No I never heard them at all till there was lyme! (tinnitis)
There are birds in the air but I never see them winging
I can hardly see them at all(floaters) since there was lyme!
And there were street lights wonderful magical streetlights that glare(photosensativity)
and music that blares (audiosensativity)
and people that stare!
When I miss my chair(muscle weakness and uncoordination)
since there was lyme!
zman
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We could have an online silent auction fundraiser for duckpond and company. Everyone can bid very quietly for advance Lymenut CDs. The starting/ending bid is $00.00, which should make for very easy participation.
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One more idea, and then I'm off to work on a Lyme musical!
Was just thinking -- the Lymenuts, the Lymebits, the Lymenutters -- kinda sounds like 50s groups.
What if we had Lyme songs in the styles of the various decades -- how early?, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s Lyme infection songs. Name of this CD: Lyme through Time.
It's for real -- people report getting bitten all through these years, seemingly most not knowing until much later what was going on at the time.
And don't forget Disco Duck.
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HA! Ya, Robin that is it -- Disco Duck!
Wish I had an image of that one.
And the LLMD brigade to the rescue! Would make a good opera....
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I bid $00.00!
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robin: you are getting way to into this.
cavey: you know $.01 is naster to give someone than nothing.
i want the bid to start at 1 cent and no higher.
should we get costumes also. we can get those old coke comercial costumes with the lyme in the coconut. we can even use that as another song: "put the lyme in your throat you nut(steere) and swish it all around"
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Oh, Vermont, we're making progress here. Today we started with one Lymenut CD, with generous contributions pouring in!
Then we heard about a family Lyme band and an llmd "Ticks Suck" audio tape.
Now we're planning multiple Lymenutter CDs, considering hiring an accountant, planning merchandise and offering an online silent auction to raise funds for steere's duckpond.
I'm off to do a Lyme musical, and now yes, you suggest a Lyme opera. Maybe we could call it "It's Opera-tick" for now?
So far Vermont has suggested a lead character, disco duck, with I guess a chorus of ducks, and maybe another chorus of llmds to the rescue, and we need some more character and plot ideas to flesh out the opera, please...
Thank you Stymie for kicking off a highly entertaining day!
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Wow, imanurse -- that's some cover! -- makes me hungry -- are you an artist, by any chance?
Hey, our little starting efforts today could turn out some good stuff!
Texas, was thinking about your Hotel California song -- great job. The first chorus line, was wondering about it mimicking the 4-syllable California word for easier singing.
First ideas: Welcome to the Hotel ala Duckville; Welcome to the Hotel, called The Duckville; Welcome to the Hotel, call it Duckville.
What do ya think?
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quote:Originally posted by Robin123: Wow, imanurse -- that's some cover! -- makes me hungry -- are you an artist, by any chance?
No, I would not consider myself an artist. I have a nice graphics program but know very little about it. But I do enjoy scrapbooking!
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disco ducks
dumbsh!t dumbsh!t ducks I don't need more dumbsh!t ducks
dumbsh!t dumbsh!t ducks IDSA hires dumbsh!t ducks
and then there was
I've got lyme under my skin
I've got lyme deep in the heart of me
because of ducks you're really a part of me
I've got lyme under my skin
I've got lyme under my skin
I've got lyme in every part of me
In tendons ligaments and cartilige
I've got lyme under my skin
The ducks say take two and come what may
At the risk of killing us all
but they're all paid by Hmo's and IDSA
So our backs are against the wall
we've got a petition for washington
and a bill or two in the air
but they're all paid off by big pharmaceutical
I doubt if they even care
Meantime my thoughts keep a spinnin
and floaters are wing'in
and people all round think I'm weird
They can't see my pain,twitches or hear the noise
That repeats and repeats in my ears
Oh my Gawd I hope I can win
cuz I've got lyme under my skin
Whew....
I'll do the other one tomorrow...nite nite(or good morning) zman
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Those are great you guys. My kids officially think I'm crazy. I have been laughing my head off while reading this at 5:30 AM! I needed that. My brain is too fuzzie from starting Art. to play along, though. Cindy
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Can I join in? BTW...I loved the "disco ducks" comment! LOL.
Here's my donation to the cause to the tune of They Call The Wind Mariah):
Way out west when the sun goes down
A lizard goes a huntin'
And while it hunts, all keets are killed
and they call the cure melatonin.
Yes, they call the cure melatonin.
Melatonin has an indole bond
That bond is easily broken
And when it breaks, nitro's released
and they call the cure melatonin.
Yes they call the cure melatonin.
But we don't make enough it seems
to do what that lizard can
so we have to find another way
to release that healing nitro.
To release that healing nitro.
For when that nitro is released
It joins with lonely oxy
And it is that bond
that does the trick
To destroy that darn infection.
To destroy that darn infection.
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Transylvania Tick (sung to Monster Mash)
I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld and eerie sight For my tick from his petrie began to crawl And suddenly to my surprise
(chorus) He did the dash He did the spirochete dash the spirochete dash It was a graveyard smash He did the dash It was endemic in a flash He did the dash He did the spirochete dash.
From my laboratory in Duck U east To the faculty cafeteria where the vampires feast The Ghouls all came for their lavish abodes To get a pinch from my electrodes
Chorus
The zombies were drawing near The Party was something to fear, The guests included Wormser, Shapiro and Steere
Chorus
Out from his coffin,Steere's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said "Whatever happened to my Transylvania Tick?
Chorus
Now everything's cool, Steere's part of the band And my sphirocite dash is endemic in the land For you the living, this dash was meant too When you get to Death's Door, tell them Steere sent you.
" Yes you're unce .. tice... feee times a Lymie..."
(when Buckwheat sings the hits, they're eternally his...)
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Hey mo,
I always knew you never read my posts....
but this is ridiculous!
zman after all my hard work too
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tutu : you get the first and signed copy . it signed in blood ,so you best beware not to get lyme, oh i forgot you can't get lyme thru blood. its ok you can touch the album duckstere says its safe.
on second thought, i think i'll send him the first copy, with all our blood on it.
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lyme is a many splendid thing
all you need is lyme
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I'm a 'lil spirochete, long and curly, Here is my OspC and here's my flagella.
When I get all steamed up Here me shout,
I'm going in to cyst form and not coming out!
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Yeah you nailed buhwheat!
nice one ima
I bid $0.00...am I in the running!?
There were bells on the hill but I never heard them ringing(tinnitis) No I never heard them at all..till there was lyme
There were birds in the air but I never saw them winging cuz the floaters got in the way..since there was lyme.
Hey Cavey 567 to 2 it's IDSA not ISDA....now the guys are really on the move...LOL
zman
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This ole tick, he played one He played tick-whack on my thumb With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the dog alone! This ole tick came crawling home.
This ole tick, she played two She played tick-whack in my shoe With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the foot alone! This ole tick came crawling home.
This wee tick, she played three She played havoc with my knee With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the joint alone! This wee tick came crawling home.
This our tick, he played four He played tick-whack, now I'm sore With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the world alone! This our tick came crawling home.
This f***ed tick, it played five It played tick-whack, now I writhe With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the f*** alone! This f***ed tick came crawling home.
This black tick, it played six It played tick-whack for its fix With a tick-tack, icky quack Get the ducks alone! This black tick came crawling home.
This sole tick, it played seven I don't wanna go to heaven With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave us all alone! This sole tick came crawling home.
This ole tick, he played eight He played tick-whack on my pate With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the cat alone! This ole tick came crawling home.
This nymph tick, she played nine She played tick-whack in my spine With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the bone alone! This nymph tick came crawling home.
This last tick, it played ten I've been bitten once again With a tick-tack, icky whack Leave the dog alone! THIS LAST TICK CAN GO ON HOME!!
By Robin Krop c2006(for the Lymenuts and our friends)
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