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Nice going webhead!
But I think you missed one zipety ay in the first stanza!
Hey Cavey...so you EARN them hun!
What is that something you learned from Smith/Barney?
or Monica Lewinsky!!!!!!
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ok -- we have heard zero zero point zero zero do we hear anymore zero zero point zero zero? going once going twice no wait I double my bid: zero zero point zero zero once again the bid still stands at zero zero point zero zero anyone else wish to double their bid? now's your chance going going
Soon we'll have enough raised to start sending checks to the ducks. Anyone got some addresses? They could start getting some interesting checks from bidders(signed -- brain fog, etc) made out to IDSA Lyme/co-infections research.
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dedicated to cobweb's lost song, and anyone else's
To the tune of: on top of those noodles -- I forget what they're called
Because of my brain fog, I lost my own song Forgot my own lyrics -- Did somebody sneeze?
It rolled off my tongue, then Right onto the floor And then my poor song, it Rolled right out the door.
It rolled while I muttered "There's something 'bout 'street'" I think those poor meatballs My mind did delete.
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more characters for duckdave sr casting director:
Stuporman Bart Slumpson Little Miss Buffeted Winnie the Pooped Alice in Underland Peter-Did-Not-Pan-Out
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Robin-
Tony- I edited-flows a little better- but let me look up lyrics again to see if I forgot a stanza. Webhead-I like that-better than Butthead.
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I bid everything I've got-which is $000.00. And that includes brain cells.
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Did you just up the bid? Is $00.00 passe now? Looks like our top bid is now $000.00, folks. Do we hear $0,000.00?
I fear to think where this is headed -- I mean, do we really want to raise that much for duck and company?
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yeah, this creative effort is a rather humorous form of activism, but I looked at the activism site and it's not very much used. This site seems to be the one everyone comes to. I think people have enjoyed reading and participating in this ongoing thread here. So what to do?
One more thought: maybe there is a medical question here behind all this, which is, what is the healing value of laughter?
A lot has been done on this topic. Norman Cousins' book, Anatomy of An Illness comes to mind, where he watched Marx Bros movies, got kicked out of the hospital for being too happy, and laughed himself well(along with the help of some Vitamin C) from ankylosing spondylitis..
So we are participating in the answer to that medical question right here. I think this thread makes a lot of people laugh and that's good for us. Raises our endorphins. It's Lymenet Flash medicine of the nondrug kind. If anyone heals their Lyme/co's because of us, do let us know.
Stymie, I'm recovering from the flu, but the ducks did not help me with it, so I think I'll send them a duck bill for .10
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Yeah, Marnie -- how else would we ever get to see you sing your science?! -- lizards a-leaping to you!
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Geez Cavey if you're gonna insult me with such big words...
at least get out yer Funk & Wagnall and get the spelling correct...
I do believe you are missing an R!
But hey...What's a little lymebrain between friends....
By the way...I think that song was originally called
.........On top of Spaghetti......
Just thought I would clear that up a little! LOL
I know Tree...perhaps next week when loub comes back he'll move it where it belongs....I know I can't......
Here's one for music from strangers in the night by Franky!
lou B lou b Lou
What are the chances
you'll keep this post here
despite the lances
Tree and others throw
To kill our cre a tive Flow!
Cus we're just lymies in the nite
exchanging stanzas
We're just lymies in the nite
What were the chances
When we said our first hello's
little did we know
We would come together and our friendships would all grow...
LouB louB lou
da da da daaa da
Lou B lou b lou zman
Oh well...they can't ALL be Gems....
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Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock The clock struck one Now I'm done
Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock The clock struck two It fell in my shoe
Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock The clock struck three It found my knee
Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock The clock struck four I'm sicker than before
Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock The clock struck five The spirochets thrive
Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock The clock struck six It's time for its fix
Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock The clock struck 7,8,9,10,11 Can't wait for heaven
Hickory Tickory Tock The tick crawled up my sock As twelve bells rang The IDSA said dang And I wish they'd crawl under a rock.
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Hey Stranger In the Night-it took me a while to catch the tune-but it is a gem!
I'd have no reason to get out of bed if it wasn't for this thread. It's Manna for the Soul- a medical necessity for the down hearted.
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Let's see- first one: is that guy trying to throw a stick in the mud?
second one: you would all like us to kiss your bumper. are you that starved for affection?
third one: Nah Nah Nah Nah BOO BOO I'm gonna tell on you.
cute, real cute- I'd go undercover if I was you.
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quote:Originally posted by Carol B: Let's see- first one: is that guy trying to throw a stick in the mud?
second one: you would all like us to kiss your bumper. are you that starved for affection?
third one: Nah Nah Nah Nah BOO BOO I'm gonna tell on you.
cute, real cute- I'd go undercover if I was you.
Okay Iam goin undercover
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Lymies in the night...zman, I like it! Can you title it so folks get it more quickly which song you're doing? Please don't call it on top of spaghetti -- nope, not that one, that one's taken already.
Cobweb -- another one for the nursery corner... each verse needs its last line added -- either hickory tickory tock, like the original, or a creative one like you did in your last verse. thx!
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ok -- to make tree happy, since this is still a medical questions site, the following is a medical report-back:
THE BOTTLE HYMN FOR THE PUBLIC
Mine eyes have seen the coming Of borreliosis ketes They are munching on the vintage Of the ocular for eats They have loosed their fateful blightening Of their terrible swift feats The ketes are marching in.
(drumroll)
Gory story, I don't see you Gory story, don't wanna be you Gory story, I would flee you The ketes are marching in.
In the juice from South East Asia Hope is born again to see With its antioxidants that can Transfigure eye of me As eye died from keets so lowly Let me drink to make me free The juice is pouring in!
(drumroll)
Mango, mangosteen, I see you! Mango, mangosteen, eye be you! Mango, mangosteen, eye agree with you Your juice is pouring in!
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Robin- picky picky picky- that song(Hickory Tickory Tock) was so long I decided the last line of each stanza could double as the first line of the next stanza. And I was pressed for time.
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This should be in medical because it's making me feel better. I went through every song and sang every one of them.
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According to DuckDave Senior Casting "our total for Dr. Duck as of Wed 6:00 is drum roll please!!!!!!!!!! $000.00 keep up the good work guys"
So I take my bid back, You're going too high for me-until the royalties start rolling in.
which reminds me of a song I once heard: "Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Keep them ticks a rollin' R-a-w-h-i-d-e." etc.
PS- not to change the subject or anything-but we just flushed a live deer tick I found crawling on my daughter-probably from petting her dear dog. What's the best way to dispose of live tick's? Bonfire? Bleach? Freezer? Suffocation in a sandwich bag? Hammer?
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Sorry Cobweb -- I was singing the song and missing the last line -- do as you wish...
Oy, the tick on your daughter -- lucky you caught it -- are you all wearing any kind of tick repellant?
I like the hammer option of disposal:
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land I'd hammer out black ticks I'd hammer out brown ticks I'd hammer out the struggles between the duckters and resisters all over this la-aa-aa-and...
little digression there...can't respond to anyone without singing on this site...
Kennedy, we'll audition you next week...
Ok -- we were discussing a song for the Lone Star tick earlier, and Jill suggested trying Starry Starry Night, since the tick carries STARI.
I looked it up -- it stands for Southern Tick Associated Rash Illness; it's a borrelia lonestari strain, a little different than Bb.
So here's a stab at this one:
STARI STARI Night
STARI, STARI bite Taint your palate red and bright Look out on a mammal's day Tick ties that start the darkness in my soul.
Shadows in the bod Wretched knees and body ills Catch disease with all its chills In dolors in the oh-I'm-in-a bind.
Now I understand what you died to do to me How I suffered for your travesty How I tried to set me free.
There was no lesson, we did not know, ow Well, here's a lesson now.
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Alright -- I checked the site -- Cave has raised the ante to $0,000.00. Isn't anyone going to challenge? Remember, you're probably going to win more than one Lymenut Lyme Hits CD by now...
oh a song just arrived again;
You're a grand ole bid You're a high-flyin' bid And forever these aughts may you save You're the emblem of The ducks we love The home not so free nor so brave.
Every heart beats blue For the red site to rue(EM rash) And forever in aughts may we rave If told there are ones, please forget -- Keep your eyes on our grand old gag.
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Hey-isn't there a song about a Robin that "keeps bob bob bobbing along?"
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quote:Originally posted by cave76: I think that they'll deserve all the zeroes they can get.
They're already all zeroes.
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I know, Cob -- I think I'm afflicted with a new tick disease -- borrelia burgsing-for-me -- isn't there a strain that causes musical hallucinations?
I was doing ok until this post showed up Sunday nite and triggered it. Now all I do is look up lyrics online. My sleep is gone. I haven't eaten in 3 days. My ears ring from too many pitches.
At least I haven't lost any money on this. Bid still stands at $00.00 for me.
Well, I think you're cob, cob, cobbing along too...
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Brilliant, Robin, for taking the STARI idea and running with it (how appropriate, I read that the Lone Star tick actually runs after people!!)
Sorry I've been too brain-fogged to have tried my hand at writing it, but you did a better job than I would have.
It's only fair that the Lymenuts & the Coinfections cover a variety of Lyme strains for their debut CD!
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Hey, Jill -- thx, and thx for the idea -- go ahead and write a STARI rendition if you want -- it is an aggressive tick so you could feature that, etc. Then when the band sings it, they could chase each other around the stage.
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What do you mean ALL I did was point out a type-o!
I did that and corrected a former title song...
I also chastised tree a little AND
Wrote another song for the albumn...
I mean if you ARE of a higher order...you should'nt have missed alllll that!
I personally think I should have gotten a whole point! stingey! Besides you must be a long lost cousin cuz you obviously like CAVES!
I think Robin123 is working overtime...good job...
Yeah...whenever I look at Van Gogh paintings I wonder if he had lyme disease himself...
especially stary stary night!
makes ya wanna go HMMMMMMMMM!
Tree i got the first and last ones...but the middle or second one came across as a blue blur??
I'm gonna up the bid since I have so much SSDI money and we just got a whole 2percent COLA raise.
I bid $00,000.00.......
Don't have a tune this time...but I am thinking of one!
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ok, now that zman has upped the vote, do we hear six figures? think what you can afford...
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-just read the whole sha-bang, it is hilliarious!! ops; lost for words, I had only one...
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new song and new bid just came in "BELIEVE OR NOT" CAN GO ON ALBUM FIVE OR SIX, AND MY NEW BID IS 000000000000.000 SO THERE
Hey another song"Nobody knows the trouble i've seen, nobody knows my sorrow."
the first album gone platinum so keep up the good work with the bids.
having trouble with copyrights, so album 3-7 are on hold till they come thru.
score men 365 women 28
the opera is in its writing phase. any fat women here. we need them to sing the opera.I guess we could get Charolette Church.
t-shirt sales doing well hat great popeil tick removers hit 1,000,000 yesterday. knee high lyme green boots also selling well whole tyvec body suits only eight sold, some group called the IDS don't know who they are but they also put and advanced order in for 200 suits for the a group called the CDC.
anybody heard of these groups, can i trust their credit??? can i trust them????
more updates later. see ya later alligators,in a while crocadiles
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I know I'm kinda late.
But here is a little ditty I keep humming in my head. It is to the tune of Bad Bad Leroy Brown by the late great Jim Croce.
Well the southside of the Hamptons its the baddest part of town and if you go out there you betta just beware because the ticks they run the town
You'll find them at McDonalds and the 7-11 too or at Princess Diner or Pier 1 or at a late night barbeque
The ticks they love the people especially them movie stars ticks lie in wait on the big estates for the people with the fancy cars
Then they suck suck suck it down the creepest of crawlies in this whole damn town ain't no west nile mosquito its the ticks that rule this town
So now now now your bit feeling kinda loopy and your really sick just when you thought you couldn't get anymore down you find out there is no one to treat you in town.
It's never too late for our CD collection - Each one will feature a different predilection -- So we definitely have room for alot more selection --
ooooh, hooo, hey hey hey:
stymie's going to own this site pretty soon with a bid like that -- 12 big O's -- I swoon. are we gonna to let him get away with that? are we gonna let him get away with that?
ok, ok, ok -- (now slow down the beat here) talkin' 'bout a new one:
My Lyme
I've got cloudcast on a sunny day. When I'm cold inside, I recall the month of May. (Lyme Awareness month)
Well, I guess you'll say: What can make me feel this way? My Lyme(My Lyme, My Lyme) Talkin' 'bout my Lyme(My Lyme)
Got so many symptoms, nobody envies me. I've got a feeder tick from the birds in the trees.
Well, I guess you'll say: What can make me feel this way? My Lyme(My Lyme, My Lyme) Talkin' 'bout my Lyme(My Lyme)
(moan)Ooooh, hooo Hey hey hey Hey hey hey
I could use some money, fortune or same To pay for all the achin', baby, someone can claim.
Well, I guess you'll say: What could make me feel this way? My Lyme(My Lyme, My Lyme) Talkin' 'bout my Lyme(My Lyme)
Talkin' 'bout my Lyme. I've got cloudcast on a sunny day with my Lyme. I recall the month of May with my Lyme. (Lyme Awareness month) (And fade. Definitely fade)
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Robin- I think you have enough for a solo album- you could start your own bidding.
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Daisy, doubling stymie's bid would put yours at 24 zero's -- hm -- $000000000000000000000000.00 -- great job -- that's almost half a line --
you could be a winner of our first set of 24 cd's -- plus the IDSA will send you a thank you note for all your research help --
(Dear Daisy: Thank you for zeroing in on our ill-ustrious group's efforts to let you know there is really nothing wrong with you at all. Have a nice day. -- the IDSA)
so who's working on the opera with stymie? fat singers -- well, engorged ticks are Real Fat -- maybe we could give them some heavy parts
Ok -- this one is for our current news about the recent new IDSA guidelines and ILADS' request for retraction -- we live in interesting times...
(to the tune "Reviewing the Situation" sung by Fagin, the pickpocket organizer, in the musical "Oliver")
It's retraction! Guidelines retraction! It's retraction of this ill we're calling for! You've had your news fling To give us nothing And now we all will show you out the door!
We're reviewing the situation -- Can a ducktor be a villain all his life? All the trials and tribulations -- Better settle down and stop creating strife!
We're reviewing the situation -- We must quickly look up everyone we know! ILADS people, with a mission Who can help us make a real progressive show!
It's retraction! Guidelines retraction! It's retraction of this ill we're calling for! You've pulled your worst shtick To keep us tick-sick And now we tell you zero is your score!
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quote:Originally posted by stymielymie: Hey robi bobin, don't you ever sleep. a post at 4:30 in the morning
you really want this album to go triple platinum my new best is google 10 to the 100th power.00 so take that thats 1 with a hundred zeros after it and a well known search engine better put your waders on Uncle Lou's back docdave
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In Honor of Lou B
(to the tune of Louie Louie, Kingsmen 1955) CHORUS LouBie LouBye, oh no We gotta Go AYE-yi-yi-yi, I said LouBie LouBye, oh baby Don't make us GO
Fine little tick waits for me Catch a ride across the sea Sail that ship about, all alone Never knows whose it's next home.
CHORUS
Three nights and days, enough for me infecting my blood constantly On that ship,I know it's there I can feel it crawling in my hair.
CHORUS
(SHOUT IT OUT) OKay, let's give it to 'em, RIGHT NOW. (Guitar Solo)
See Jamaica, the moon above It won't be long, Me see new love, Bite her in the arm again' Tell her I'll never leave again.
CHORUS
Let's take it on outa here now Let's Go!
LouBie LouBye, oh no We gotta go Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said LouBie LouBye,oh baby Don't make us Go
Aye-yi-yi-yi
ps-tell him we'll donate all the extra to lymenet when we go global.
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There's obviously some concerns about whether this site gets to stay here or gets moved to...?
All I can say is:
There's a site for us Somewhere a site for us Poems our diet and hopin' fare Wait for us somewhere.
There's a rhyme for us Someway a rhyme for us Rhyme together with rhyme to spare Rhyme to burn, rhyme to share.
Some day we'll find a new song for living And hope it's hope that we're giving Somewhere.
There's a place for us A time and place for us Hold the mouse and we're halfway there Hold that thought and we'll take you there Somehow, primetime, Lyme rhyme...
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Ok, folks, thx for the accolades -- well, stymie, you started it all, and look at the response you got -- brilliant, I might say!! --
as newly-appointed lymenet musical director, gotta say very little happens here without continued efforts of note -- keep those songs coming in if you have anything left in you to sing about.
and hey, as newly-appointed lymenet musical director, does this make me an md of sorts? then I could prescribe songs, I guess
I recommend gentle ones in the morning, ticked-off ones during the day, and once again relaxing notes at night.
And if you have no sleep cycle at all, then I regret to inform you that you will have no song cycle.
However, you may choose the category of song to sing depending on the current relationship between you and your ketes&co's(that would make a good song title, someone...)
Choral auditions are next week.
We could use a good ticksong atty to check on copyright issues.
We could still use a ticked-off accountant to handle the zero impact of the bids for the advance CDs, as well as tax write-offs for our contributions to the duckpond
keep in mind that any songs addressing medical questions might keep us here.
And if you're able to answer them, as Marnie did, you will receive a Lymenet musical plague award for your contributions to the advancement of Bb/co's understanding through song.
Don't forget to sign our petition to keep us high up on the first page of medical questions!!
yours, robin bobbobbobbin' asong, md
PS we might need a board of directors, (to be known heretofore as the bod, as in this bod doesn't hurt! -- it sings!) let us know of your qualifications if you are interested
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How about some children's rhyme!!
Twinkle Twinkle little Stari How I wonder where you arey Up above the tree so low, Like a fungus on your toe Twinkle Twinkle Little Tick How I Wonder where you sit.
When the blazing pain is gone, When the rash shines upon, Then you show your little butt, Twinkle, twinkle, all the nuts. Twinkle, twinkle, little Lyme, How I wonder where you are!
When you travel in the night Thanks you for your tiny bite; I could see which way to go, If you did not bite me so. Twinkle, twinkle, little Lyme, Now I wonder what's you crime!
for children 6years and older no assembly required
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quote:Originally posted by stymielymie: This might be quite lucrative and informative.
we can have an infomericial with all the top lyme hits.
1)me and my lyme 2)spiroctes keep falling on my head 3)there coming to take me away HAHA. 4)there were TICKS on the hill
$29.95 special and for the next 100 calLers two cd's for the price of one. plus shipping and handling. visa and mc accepted also lots of cash.
all proceeds to benefit lyme research by MS. steere and the IDS (IDIOT DISEASE SIMPLETONS)
so send in your money today, and get two cd's for the price of one.
additional cd's are $39.95 SO HURRY SOON AND GET YOURS TODAY.
by the way who's got IT. i thought i had IT this afternoon but used some antifungal and IT WENT AWAY.
CRAZY DAVE AKA DOCDAVE
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Oh MY! I have not been able to stop by for a couple of days, and look at this raw talent on parade!! I love it.
Robin, Cob, texaschaos, docdave, cave, everyone here -- I can't get these songs out of my nead (along with some bacteria!)
The Hotel California is awesome and Robin, inspired with the "this lyme is your lyme, this lyme is my lyme."
So, yes, I am upping the ante -- and bidding in EUROS.
That's right, the euro is worth more than the dollar these days, and I want this first CD badly..
*So my new bid is 000,000.000 EUROS!*
Beat that if you can, am proud to be a lymenutter!
Yours, VL
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you have to bid a euro google my last bid was a google 1 with a hundred zeros
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How much is that ketee in the window How much is that ketee for sale? How much is that ketee in the window The one with the googly tail?
WORTHLESS-but it sure cost us a lot.
PS- that's a serious medical question.
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docdave -- no problem,
as lyme has always been an expensive condition for most (all?) of us....
and one with great international health implications...
I am pleased to raise my bid to:
A googolplex* of 0.00 Euros!
*"googolplex, is defined to be 10 to the power of googol."
All proceeds to be used for educating medical professionals to the reality of lyme, in case they have been fooled by the ducks known as the idsa...
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Rise and Whine and give ducks that money money Rise and whine and give ducks that money money RISE AND WHINE AND (clap)GIVE DUCKS THAT MONEY MONEY Victims of the IDSA.
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Hey Dave...I don't know...
Last I heard Carol B was it....
She was inclusive of that whacky subliminal post hypnotic suggestion guy...
Maybe she's wandering around somewhere...lost in a dream state or something....
Hope she get's back to reality......
zman
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Carol B
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BOO
Tony- Did I scare the Lyme right out of you !
I was it, but I was stuck over in General because Cobweb said it was Freeze Tag. I don't care what the rules are.
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Hey- no fair-you're not playing by the rules- You're not allowed to move.
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Carol B
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But I had to move- remember? To Apparition Lane, just in time for Halloween.
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Cobweb
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Creeepy-
reminds me of a song:
The ticks crawl in The ticks crawl out The ticks play pinohcle On your snout- And shucks I forgot my spoon.
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Carol B
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I like this version better:
When the ticks crawl in they're lean and thin When the ticks crawl out they're fat and stout Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out Your brains come pouring out your snout
They use your bones as telephones and call you up but you're not home
Your eyes pop out, your teeth decay and that's the end of a another day.
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lymie tony z
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Now Now webhead...now changing the rules...
IT was just that....IT....
Course Clinton and now Rumsfeld thinks there needs to be an explanation as to "what IT IS"
Anyway...No CarolB you did'nt....wish it were that easy to get rid of lyme...
Did like both of your renditions however>
Hey, CarolB, were you in on that phone conference! Or was it someone else here on lymenet?????
Was just wondering. If you were, if your take on it was the same as mine???
Now play nice you two!
zman
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Walter Mitty
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Walter Mitty here-to the rescue-able to leap tall buildings in a single bound-oh wait-that's someone else.
Reminds me of a song though(since I'm it )
Rescue me There's a tick on my arm, Rescue me It's going to cause me great harm. And I'm bitten and I'm blue I need you and your tweezers too.
CHORUS Come on and rescue me Come on baby and rescue me Come on baby and rescue me Coz I need you,by my side, Can't you see that I'm bitten Rescue me.
Come on and do your part Take those tweezers and pull it apart Coz I'm bitten and I'm blue I need you,and my heart,too
CHORUS
Rescue me There's a tick on my arm Rescue me It's going to cause me great harm And I'm bitten and I'm blue I need you and your tweezers,too Come on and rescue me Come on baby, take it baby, pull it baby, don't squeeze it baby Can't you see, that I need you baby Can't you see that I'm bitten Rescue me
quote:Originally posted by Walter Mitty: BTW I tag Tony- I know who he is, but I wonder if Zman knows who Walter Mitty is?
Man! I always thought CArol B had a split personality...but now she has THREE personalities?? Where's the funny farm when you need it?
For HER, of course...not me. And for poor Walter!!
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Carol B
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"carol your still it" Docdave
WHAT!
Walter Mitty , my hero, came and rescued me.
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Cobweb
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Quit your griping Carol B and take it like a man.
If Stymie says you're it- you're it-cause he owns this thread.
No more of your two cents worth either, or that would mean a profit for the ducks.
Go floss, you have something green stuck in your teeth.
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Carol B
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Lymetoo- I thought this was the funny farm. You mean I'm lost again. Don't tell my LLMD or she'll raise my meds again. Which reminds me...
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Walter Mitty
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Here you go Carol B, time to take your SAMe and Acetyl L-Carnitine.
From now on the only way to get to Carol B is through me. Man of Steel oh wait that's someone else.
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lymie tony z
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What is this...20questions...
Besides Wally...stymie figured you out already anyway....
And if anyone knows about multiple personalities it's stymie aka docdave....
By the way cave....I only picked on you spelling cuz....
well you don't make many mistakes...that's all I had....
Now don't go gettin a big head...we'll have to use bacon grease to get you in the door!
Has Marnie been IT yet!?
OK Marnie TAG YOU'RE IT!
see ya....would'nt wantta be ya!
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Walter Mitty
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" By the way cave....I only picked on you spelling cuz...."
According to Count Dracula- there are two spelling errors in the sentence above. TWO- count TWO. One Two.
Now Cave and Tony both have to write "One Two" two times before Halloween or Count Dracula is going to get you .
Now here's a medical question- IF Count Dracula does suck your blood, will he get Lyme ?
Your Imaginary Friend trying to save the world and keep this thread in Medical Questions. Wally
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