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patdetweiler
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We don't have Lyme here because of the elevation. (Pocono Mountains of ne Pa)
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After taking 6 days of doxycycline prescribed by my Mother's Dog's veterinarian who took one look at me and said, "You have Lyme" (At this point I had seen 15 physicians who all said I was fine after every scope and blood test known to man)

I landed in the ER not knowing what a herxheimer was at that point...I explained how I could see my right arm but it didn't feel like it was there and I was having chest pain - along with the myriad of other symptoms I was having - I was asked by the ER doctor to smile after I let him know this vet thought I might have lyme - No Bells Palsy so I was released and told to see a neurologist and that it might take a long time to figure out what was causing the Parathesis "since those neurological issues can be hard to diagnose".


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Oh - here is another one - After experiencing rectal bleeding after a CT scan Pre-Colonoscopy - I looked horrible - I was so sick...the ER doctor says, "You need to go home to your new home and plant a garden" - I let her know I had already planted one and that hadn't helped.

She then discharged me with papers on how to handle stress, anxiety and the suggestion to do yoga which I have been practicing for three years prior.

Turns out I have lyme, babesia, ehrlichia and possibly Bartonella. I can't wait to inform this ER doc...


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My PCP actually said to me "If you were bitten by a deer tick, you would DEFINITELY KNOW IT" ......... I guess she thought a deer tick was actually as big as a deer so I couldn't have 'missed it' ........... DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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After a week of hospitalization with Menegitis, my wife pleaded with the Doctors (at the world famous Mayo Clinic) to, at least, consider Lyme Disease.

Their response was "It's the wrong time of year for Lyme".

I guess everyone get's better around Christmas. Right?


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Same here. Duck says,

"You can't get lyme disease in January."

Turns out the whole family is infected by ticks on our infested Christmas tree.


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This is a great list!

I was referred to an Infectious Disease specialist in NJ, and when thru my whole list of neuro symptoms with her. She told me that if I had 'Active Lyme' my knees would be swollen.

She then told me to take Advil, since it makes me feel better. When I asked, "So, then it's OK for me to take Advil every four hours for the rest of my life?", she said, "Yes".

I was only 28!!


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lol..

I've got like 50 of them, but this is my personal favorite...

In a medical center on Cape Cod of all places.. with a huge bulls-eye type rash..

Doc: 'No..No.. it's not lyme. It's Impotigo.. '

Me: 'Doctor, I don't remember the actual tick bite but I am absolutely sure that it is Lyme or something very similar.. this is why....'

Doc: 'It's not Lyme. If there was no tick there is no Lyme'

I stand up turn around & notice a LYME DISEASE AWARENESS POSTER on the wall directly behind where I was sitting! Perfect side-by-side match & even information about how easy it is not to notice a tick bite!

Amazing! lol!


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After being positive with lyme for approx. 6 yrs and many hospitalizations for encephalopy(?sp)therapists were trying to teach me how to use a walker since I was unable to get out of bed on my own.

An associate of my neurogist, one who never even saw me comes in takes a quick look at me and picks up a cane, slams it on the trapeze bar on my hospital bed and yells..get up and walk through the halls, there's nothing wrong with you and ran out of my room...duh..I wish I could have gotten up and grabbed that cane and slammed him with it..


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"You've already had aggressive treatment and are better. The symptoms that returned after going off meds are not significant. Just try to boost the immune system with alt med stuff. You won't relapse."
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Some of these are really really funny. Thanks for sharing. I just have to print this posting and save it.
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Dr.of Internal Medicine '98
"You can't have all those symptoms!"

My GP Jan '05
"I don't have time for you today, I'm backed-up and have a bunch of other patients to see, and I'm the only Dr. here."

That's the last time I saw him. I then searched the internet and found my LLMD in three weeks, and he made an appointment for me within 3 days of calling his office.


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At a seminar last week a doc said people are claiming they have lyme disease when the tick that carries lyme isn't even in their state. I guess everyone stays in their own territory.

cigi


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The ID doctor at my hmo( who transferred from the east coast, no less) says "I don't

know what it is with all you California people, you think you all have lyme!"


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I recently got copies of some of my son's office visits from our local pediatrician and found a truly outrageous entry by his "former" pediatrician...

We switched peds. because she was more like a cheerleader - always superficial and "perky" - than a real doctor.

He was in for his yearly exam which consists of checking his vitals and not much more..she would never be involved in his Lyme treatment or speak to our LLMD. At the time Max was herxing badly, feeling terrible with a continual headache...at the bottom of the form she wrote...

"Healthy boy with chronic Lymes"

How can you even talk to someone like that???

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In 2001 while hospitalized with severe herx reaction to Rocephin, I had a nurse ask me:

When does the rash actually turn green?

(Lime green) I thought, only in New Mexico!

Trails

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quote:
Originally posted by trailsgrl:
In 2001 while hospitalized with severe herx reaction to Rocephin, I had a nurse ask me:

When does the rash actually turn green?


You have got to be kidding! Boy they were bright!!

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An infectious disease specialist telling me I didn't have Lyme, when I had the rash plus all the right symptoms. I had been on abx for only 8 weeks, and she said, let's take you off the abx and see how you do. But she was happy to push Lexapro (an anti-depressant) on me, and was almost hostile when I told her I didn't want to or feel the need to take it.


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I have 3 I have to share....

Episode 1:

I was first diagnosed with Lymes at age 13 in 1993, I was hospitalized for a week and put on morpheine for my pain. During my 5 day stay my current doc (who against every other doc I had seen was willingly treating me for Lymes though I had not had a positive test) well he commited suicide. That by itself was tragic, but the quack that replaced him actually said this the very first time I ever met him:

quack: (walks in holding my chart, rifles through it) we're discharging you because you do not have Lymes, you're completely fine except for the fact that you have numerous mental problems and that you need to be admitted to a pyschiatric ward to deal with them. I'll talk with your parents about it as soon as they get here.

me: (who is under 16 and by law quack should not be discussing any treatment with me w/o my parents who were not there) (as I was on morpheine I didn't care what was going on or how I behaved soo....) ***k you I want another doctor. I am sick. I have Lymes. I need to have my mom and dad here right now. I want you out of my room now.

nurse: (quack had called her in becuase of my "distress" as he called it) what do you need?

quack: give her a shot to calm her down and then discharge her

Needless to say my parents filed a huge complaint that even today still sits on said quacks record. The nerve!

Episode 2:

Now 15 years later since my first bought with Lymes it is back and has been here the whole time...I was never fully over it. I have yet again been through the rig-a-ma-row of 5,000,000 quacks that all say the same thing; although there was one I was not expecting.

Days after waking up one morning almost blind, (this was the onset of my obvious signs that Lymes was back in my life) I sought the advice of an opthomologist quack....visited her 3 times within 3 weeks, desperate to regain my vision. Each time she did normal tests, etc...all came back normal. So the last time she saw me she looked at me and said:

quack: have you been fighting with your boyfriend?
me: no everything is fine
quack: (looks at boyfriend whos with me) do you fight a lot? have you noticed her behavior change? do you think she is depressed?
boyfriend: (looks at me like "are you kidding?") no changes everything is fine really she just can't see anymore
quack: (back to me) you were recently promoted at your job right?
me: yes but I love my job and am good at, there's no problems there at all
quack: well I can't find anything wrong with you and I have discussed your case with a colleague and I think you have what's called "hysterical blindness". you see a counselor right?
me: (starting to cry) yes but that has nothing to do with..
quack: (interrupts) you should focus on more therapy and deal with your mental issues and depression. you have "hysterical blindness" and the only one who can make your vision come back is you.
me: (now sobbing) I can't deal with this again. This happened to me as a kid, no one would believe me and now you won't either. I need a doctor who is willing to help me and you are not that doctor by far. (abrubtly left her office, went to receptionist desk and made it very obvious that i was unhappy with quack and needed to talk to her supervisor) Also put an official complaint on her record as well. The nerve...like I want to be partially blind!

Episode 3-

Finally am seeing a neurologist who can interpret my MS looking damage seeen on my MRI's and delayed VEP tests and perhaps shed some light on my situation. On visit number 3 I tell quack that I had been running a temp of 100-101 for the past 4 days. Quack looks at me and asks me accusinly "Why did you take your temp?" I replied "Because I felt hot, like I had a fever." Shouldn't his first question be..."hmmm that's no good, have you felt like the flu...blah blah?"

On visit number 4, 2 1/2 weeks after having a spinal tap done I tell quack that I had been super thirsty and drinking like a gallon or two of water a day for the last 2 weeks. Quack looks at me with disdain, "Why are you doing that?" I'm like what? "Because I was thirsty". Quack replies, "Well don't do that it's not good for you." So I say,"How do I deal with being so thirsty? What is causing it then?" Quack says: "Just don't drink that much water. Be thirsty, it's not going to hurt you."

Last time I saw him I brought in my symptom journal. He looked appalled. I read him off all of the things that had been going on for each day, and there were lots. He looked at me and began the speech I had been dreading, that we have all heard "Well some of that is important to know, but most of that I think is you just being too in tune with your body, (is there such a thing? I don't think so) too conscious of it. I think you are just very wound up about this whole thing and need to relax. I'm going to give you this rx for Impramine to help you be less anxious, and I want to talk to your therapist. Also I think you can go back to work now, things seem to be resolving themselves and the medication will help even more. Just come back and see me in 4 months and we will redo the MRI's and if we see more brain damage then we can diagnosis you as MS."

This was incredible to me as I had just told him that my arms and legs had gone numb and tingly for a whole week, seizures, tremors, episodes of falling down, speech impairments, vision issues had worsened, and the headaches now were unbearable and so much more. That was the last time I saw him, and when I got the positive Western Blots back from my LLMD that were done at Ingenex I sent him copies!

Thanks for sharing all these stories...they are really good to hear so that we all know we weren't alone in the hypochondriac cave!


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"I don't have time to keep up with the regular diseases! How do you expect me to have time for something like Lyme!" "Besides, I haven't had a vacation all year because my malpractice insurance is so high!"

Kindof makes you NOT wonder why malpractice insurance is so high!

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One more:

Internist, Infectious disease MD at University hospital:
"Even though your Western Blot came back still positive for Lyme, you were treated with antibiotics for 9 weeks two years ago -there is no way you can have Lyme now. You will just have to accept that this is a false positive and you have MS or fibromyalgia"

Found an LLMD after that one!

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"You've had 4 negative Lyme results from Quest and look great, go out and enjoy life." Then, a few weeks later when the back pain crippled me, and the night sweats drenched me, "you don't have Lyme and you didn't have strep throat" (positive Quest test result ten days before) "you've got 'anniversary crisis syndrome' (because he knew my mother had died the year before).
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Several years ago, I went blind in one eye over a 12-day or so period.

Me: I can't see out of my right eye anymore (28/29 years old at the time). It happened over a 12-day period.

Quack: How do you know you can't see out of the eye? That's right. How do I know I cannot see out of the eye??????

Me: Well, what do I say to this? I had to paid $150. to him before he would see me(Ophthalmologist). I was living in Canada at the time. Dealing with the limited amount of doctors and red-tape.

Quack: Well, the only way to know what's going on with the eye is to TAKE THE EYE OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND DISSECT IT. The only problem is we couldn't return the eye back in your head(my only problem). However, this problem isn't your eye your need to see a Neurologist.

I won't even tell you about the neurologist he referred me to. After 8 months, I was finally able to see a good Ophthalmologist and neurologist. I wonder if I could have had a chance (to see out of that eye) if I didn't wait so long.


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quote:
Originally posted by bigmamma:
You have got to be kidding! Boy they were bright!!



That's too funny & sad at the same time.

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quote:
Originally posted by bigmamma:
You have got to be kidding! Boy they were bright!!



That's too funny & sad at the same time.

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My doctor said very many things to me but heres 2 things.

I had called her one day because i thought i had a seizure while driving...while i was dealing with the oil heat guy she called and my sister answered.

My sis says "korinne, dr.k is on the phone" i get on the phone and the doctor says to me "well thats pretty bad that your family knows me by my voice on the phone already"

I guess she never heard of caller ID.

Another time is... i was in her office and she was thinking that i could possibly have a tumor in my pituitary.

So i asked her while she was writing up the perscription for an MRI...."what are the symptoms of a pituitary tumor?" and she says "im not going to tell you the symptoms because you'll be back in my office the next day saying you have all of the symptoms of a pituitary tumor."

Belive me there are many times where i just wanted to smash her head against the wall The famous words i would always hear was "korinne, what am i going to do with you?"....

well i dont f-ing know, im not the doctor here...shouldnt you know? lol

those are my doctors stupid phrases.

~korinne~


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I kept coming in and complaining of fatigue. Everytime he would check my thyroid "numbers" and tell me I was fine.

I finally told him, "If you don't do something I'm going to slip into a coma! All I do is sleep!!!"

He said, "If you don't quit complaining I'm going to write down chronic fatigue." Like that was a threat?

I said, "Well, write down something!"

Thank GOD I found my doctor.


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quote:
Originally posted by Korinne21:
My doctor said very many things to me but heres 2 things.

I had called her one day because i thought i had a seizure while driving...while i was dealing with the oil heat guy she called and my sister answered.

My sis says "korinne, dr.k is on the phone" i get on the phone and the doctor says to me "well thats pretty bad that your family knows me by my voice on the phone already"

I guess she never heard of caller ID.

Another time is... i was in her office and she was thinking that i could possibly have a tumor in my pituitary.

So i asked her while she was writing up the perscription for an MRI...."what are the symptoms of a pituitary tumor?" and she says "im not going to tell you the symptoms because you'll be back in my office the next day saying you have all of the symptoms of a pituitary tumor."

Belive me there are many times where i just wanted to smash her head against the wall The famous words i would always hear was "korinne, what am i going to do with you?"....

well i dont f-ing know, im not the doctor here...shouldnt you know? lol

those are my doctors stupid phrases.

Wait, want to write one more thing. When i had come up positive for lyme disease in august of 04' the neurologist had actually tested me and never told me i was positive until i found out on my own.

When i had faxed the results to my doctor she supposidly called an infectious disease doctor and she said to me "Well i cannot treat you because you only have 2 reactive bands on your western blot and you need 3 or more to be positive."

While my ELISA was positive and i had the 30 kda band and the 41 kda band....I demanded to be tested in 2 months and she said i was negitive....i later found out i was actually positive and the PA department of health had contacted her with a letter asking if she was going to treat me for lyme's disease.

I actually found that one out today, i got all my medical records in hand. My dad says to me "why would someone do that to you?" ...i dont know dad i really dont...she obviously did not care.

~korinne~



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After having menigitis that didn't seem to go away last January, I was sent to a very nice neurologist, who talked to me a long time and told me he couldn't believe no one had ordered a Lyme test. He called me when the results were positive for late stage and had already made an appointment with my regular dr. office for an appointment the next day!

I took this to mean it was serious. And it explained why I have felt the way I have for, oh, 15-20 years.

When I met the dr. (he was a new one, I hadn't had before) He greeted me with - Hi, I understand you have Lyme. Do you have a tick bite for me to look at?


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My "lyme duck" told me I just needed to loose 25lbs. So I did and then I was skinny and sick.
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Mine said "Yes there seems to be something wrong with you but do you want to waste $10,000 of the medical systems money to figure it out" I looked at him and said YAH!!
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I once told an emergency dr. I had Lyme and that I'd had it for 5 years (at that time). His eyes grew big and he said:

"if I'd get bitten that often I would really dislike ticks."

He thought Lyme made you ill for like 2 weeks or a month, so he thought I'd been bitten by at least 60 ticks over the years. Truth is I've only discovered a tick on me twice in my life, and the one that caused Lyme I never even saw. My EM was in my neck so I guess I must've overlooked that one.


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Best quotes from Scottish GP to date - "Have you any idea how much a Lyme test costs?". Or how about my favourite - "There is absolutely nothing that says a neurological problem can't start while you are being treated for Lyme Disease - but that does not mean you still have the disease" - anyone explain that one??.

The neurologist was the best -

Husband says "I was being treated for Lyme Disease just when this started - could it still be that?"

Neurologist says "Oh come now, I really don't think so - what do you think?"

Husband should have said "You're the b---- doctor being paid to do the thinking!" but he is far too polite.

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Yeah I love it when they ask you what it is. My GP said my Lyme was "just puberty". I said "that's funny, I don't see too many kids in my class with red rash all over their shaking, hurting limbs and they don't run a fever every single day EITHER." GP looks at me very annoyed and says: "Well little missy if you think you're so smart then tell me what you have and we'll just say you have that. Don't expect any treatment though."
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I can't remember when and where this was...
sometime in the mid 90s.

I went to walk in clinic because I had a sore throat and cough and wanted a strep test. During the history part I told the doctor I had lyme disease.

He knew very little about it and I felt it my duty to educate him (at least a little). I just started spouting all kinds of useful information.

After a few minutes of this he said to me, "You know an awful lot about lyme disease. WHY do you know so much about lyme disease?"

I went on to explain that I knew I had it for a year or 2 and had been through some treatment and thought it was a good idea to learn as much as I could about it.

Then he said, "You shouldn't read so much!"

(I didn't tell him I was running a support group and active in another. Who knows what he would have done if he thought I was encouraging others to read!)



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Yeah trueblue, how COULD you

"Don't try to argue with idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."


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You're right dafje.

Which reminded me of another one.

When I moved to florida, I was very concerned with finding a LLMD. I came from an area that was endemic and had quite a few.

So, I sat down with the phone book and called a bunch of doctors' offices (rhuematolgists, neurologists and even IDs) to see if any treated lyme and how they would treat.

After a few days of this I hit on a rhuemy that sounded promising. I promptly made an appoinment and had them request my records.

I was on tetracycline at the time and she said to continue with what I was on. (It wasn't helping and I was feeling worse but I did for a few months.)

When I felt so bad and knew I had to do something I asked what else we could try; she seemed flustered. (She sounded willing to treat but had no clue how.)

Then she comes out with, "You know I have patients that are in much worse shape than you in wheelchairs, etc. that are working full time."

I ran from her office so fast. She didn't understand the first thing about lyme disease nor did she hear a word I said in those months. (Like I would have chosen to live on pennies a month and be sick and in pain because it was a great deal.)

I called all over the country until I got a referral to my present LLMD. Heh, my disability review papers came a few days later. I can't say enough about good timing.

Please note: Stay away from the rhuemy-duck S. in Boynton Beach Florida.


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upy

Would like to see this in general very good one.

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I have more than one. They go something like this:

1. The ID dr I first went to said "and stay off the Internet, learning about Lyme things. I know."

2. Went to emergency around 3am with a high fever, palpitations etc. I didn't know it was a herx and my parents were frightened by my increasing temperature.

The emergency dr told me: "you just need a good night's sleep. That's all. Plus remember, you have MS."

Oh well . . .

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I was also told not to read so much, told about a medical student that read the merck manual and then thought she had every disease. Told I should just get on with my life, got the brush off when I showed the beginning stages of muscle wasting, just a multitude of hints that I was a hypochondriac. Guess if it isn't severe enuf to be noticed by the clerk at the grocery store, or you walk in on your own two feet, instead of being wheeled in, it isn't serious. Offered a whole raft of expensive supplements.

This was not a duck and I was paying big bucks to see him. So, it isn't just ducks that say outrageous things.

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I have laughed till I cried reading this thread. Whew-almost fell off my chair-it is all soooo painfully funny.

Referred to gastroenterologist for chronic diarrhea-asked if it could be related to lyme-he told me to lay off the laxatives! but I never take laxatives-then go see a shrink.
Yeah like I set myself up to poop my pants in the elevator.

Referred to neurologist who diagnosed seizures and ataxia-asked if it could be related to lyme-told me to lay off the booze- I have been sober for 30 years-not a drop.

Showed GP a rash-Eureka! a fading EM he declares, on my stomach-has me show it to his co workers as if he has just won a prize for the day. Then he examines me and combs through my down under hair for the TICK! Notice I said FADING EM rashl How long do those little buggers hold on anyway. ?

Treated me for two weeks with normal dose Ceftin-after looking it up in a treatment book.
How naive I was back then.

God Bless the LLMD's willing to risk all to help us heal.

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stupid docs.....

you must have the lyme virus....

everyones pupil are differant sizes....

you may have had lyme then but not now....

your looking to much into your body...

you have anxiety not lyme...

I am the doc and you cannot think for yourself and tell me what you think you have as you dont have a medical training...

and the list goes on.....
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this one is getting a lil worn out with me but

yesterday morning they sent a resident duck to my room....the kid had to be 25..atleast he looked that young.

He says that the hospital is not the place i want to be, sick people are in the hospital , i am young and healthy and believe it or not the hospital has a great affect on people

once i get on with my normal life i will see that things will fall into place. Im young like him and even going to work at a hospital gets to him.

what a hoot...this after my bladder bled for 24 hrs and had to be irigated and i couldnt walk once out of the bed. I cried while he visited me. Then later realized he was just a duck. ugh.

Lucky for me the good duck came to visit...great bedside manner...more of a real human then a duck...and lifted my spirits. said lyme was why my bladder bled. Hoorah for the humans.

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hmmmm where to start. Was bit in 1987, had a rash. Neuro Lyme and bad with co infections.

"its in your head"

"you are doing this to yourself, you must accept this"

" you need respiratory therapy to learn how to
breathe correctly"

" you lost weight because you are not eating" doink!

"you have a rare chemical disorder and you will have to live your life in the basement" no kidding, he said that.

"if you are so sick, how come you are not in bed 24 hours a day?"

" you think about your body too much"

husband was under great stress from restraining himself from bopping a doc upside the head.

Patient is confrontational, patient is hysterical


I grew to hate most doctors, and lost respect for them due to such narrowminded , illogical thinking.

I have a great GP whom I am training. Doing fantastic now on Zith and bicillin.

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Long before I knew I had Lyme . . . I had a host of chronic problems, beginning at age 4 with daily headaches, extremely tight, painful muscles my parents said were "growing pains," extremely frequent urination, and as I moved through grade school depression, major bowel problems, etc.

My mom was sick from the time she had me with all of the above and much more, so by 8th grade my dad took me in to my pediatrician to figure out what was going on. I described my bowel problems, headaches, and muscle aches and mentioned that my mom had all these things. Maybe I had IBS or something that she had . . .

Before I could go any further he cut me off and said, "Kids your age don't have these problems." I started to protest - I mean, c'mon, I don't make this stuff up - I want to be normal and healthy! - and he cut me off and smiled patronizingly and winked and said, "You're fine."

Needless to say, after being kicked out of his office, my dad and I were pretty upset. Now we know that I have had Lyme at least since I was four (suspect I may have gotten it from my mother in the womb). I have babesia from who knows where, extremely elevated levels of mercury and lead, and chronic exposure to Stachybotrus black mold.

I'm just fine. Thanks for listening, Doctor Duck.

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Hi all

I swear this is 93 percent-- True--

About 5 years after I got sick-
I went to see a Stomic doctor--

I had no
idea what was wrong with me
but I was perty sure I had
- Candida for starters--

I was laying on exam table 30 min.
naked except for one of those
paper exam robes--Very cold-
(Meat Locker)


The doctor was a Germen Dude-
about 50 or 60 --tall and skinny
with thin white hair--
He walked very fast-

He was wearing a White Lab Coat
and looked like the-
- Fearless Leader-
on the Bull Winkle cartoon--

When the doc came into the exam room
he walked quickly to his desk -
sat down and started looking at my forms

He said Nothing to me--

After a minute or so I asked
if he was the doctor?
He answered with Supreme Athority
that-- He Was--

From his top pocket he pulled
a Monical and put it in his
right eye glanced at me- Once

Then continued to look at the forms
and Mumble to Himself-

I had brought a Very Complete
list of my symptoms with me-

(full page-turns out it was
a very complete list of Lyme-
babs symptoms)--

I got up off the exam table
and walked over to the doc
and handed him
My Symptoms List --

He looked somewhat Supprised that-
I had approched him and
had handed him this list--

He examined the list for a few
seconds and started putting
big check marks beside each
symptom and said nuro doctor
for this--Bone doctor for that ect.

Well- I then told the doc that I
thought I had Candida--

He looked up from the papers--
Blood Vains in his bald head started
to Pulse and Grow--
His face turned Really Red -Quickly--

He then Shot out of his chair
to his feet--
Kind of startled me
so I stepped back--

Then All of a Sudden he started
Jumping Up and Down - Yelling-

There is No Such Thing as Candida---
Over and Over and Over---

It took me a few seconds to
figure out what I was witnessing-

Thought Maybe I was on -Candid Camera-
or something

You Know Me-
I am not one to pass up a
Good Jumping Up and Down Session
--so I Joined In--

We were Both Jumping Up and Down

We were both getting some
pert good air-and was kind of fun-

He just keep Jumping and Yelling-

There is no such thing as Candida-
with a Crazed Look on his face-

All of a Sudden he stopped Jumping
and his face turned Bright Red--

Then with a POP- the Monical
he had in his right eye-
shot out and bounced
off the wall 3 feet away
and landed on the floor --

I was in Mid Air and the
Monical landed right under me --

My foot landed right on his
Monical and shattered it
with a Crunch --

I could see this was going
-No Where- so I grabbed my
forms and threw them in the trash--

Then I grabed my cloths and
Hopped Out of the exam room-

Leaving the ducktor still-
Hopping and Yelling--

I thought the Big Veins
in his head were going to Explode -
and I did not want to get
Any On Me --so I hurried-

I was Butt Naked except
for the paper robe --

Im sure Patients and Nurses could
hear all this going on--
Was Perty Loud-

I asked his receptionest if the
ductor was like this All The Time --

She did not say a word but
the look she gave me I
feel this was common--

I hopped out to parking lot
of the hosipital and put
on my cloths--

Total time seeing ducktor-
Maybe 4 minutes--Cost-$175


Ok-Ok I did not hop to
parking lot -I walked--Jay--

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One of the ducks who saw me said: "I want you to know that I don't believe in chronic Lyme disease. I believe in it as an acute illness, but I don't believe it becomes a chronic condition."

Just what does he think happens if the acute illness doesn't get treated?

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"There is absolutely no way you still have Lyme Disease. You were treated with six weeks of Rocephin. That is all the guidlines call for. It's all in your head. You have Fibromyalgia and CFS. We're testing you for MS as well. But, no, we will not explore your previous bout of Lyme Disease. that part of your life is over."

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